“Oh my God, fucking YES, I can't wait…”

That was my thought when seeing these recommended video thumbnails.

https://i.imgur.com/BhAGDkr.png

Any salt remaining from the suspension of my account just disappeared. You know what makes me tick, I love it.

Much love to xHamster, to fellow cunnilingus addicts and porn consumers, and finally to you, the creator. The thin and the curvy, the massive tits and the tiny, clit-carriers and dick-swingers alike, don't care if barely legal or socially objectionable. Believe me, I masturbate to each one of you kinky sluts and mistresses.

It's the least I can do. You expose your naked bodies intimately to us, a group of perverted strangers drooling all over our genitalia as we watch you fuck and suck, imagining being there. Imagining watching you and masturbating like right now. Imagining how it'd feel to grab your hair and just ravish you from behind like a fucking possessed a****l.

Enjoy another gratifying work week, and don't forget to share your results.