Travel friends wanted
Now that the plague is slowly wrapping up and I'm going to start being an active member of the workforce, I'm thinking about a trip to Colombia, or perhaps Brazil. I've got a desire to make it south of the equator. It's a bucket list item. Curious about the water spinning the other way and in order to get a shellback turtle tattoo... It's an old sailor tradition... Anyway, that's veering off topic.
I wanna go to see the city's sites mostly. With all the incredibly hot cam models from south america, I owe it to myself to visit in person. I'd like to find an open minded, mellow travel companion. I really hate going new places alone. a travel partner, even who might not have been where we're going, is very helpful. I don't mind being with someone that doesn't know what to do either, I just don't wanna be alone, not knowing what to do. Ideally my travel partner will speak spanish, or at the very least, more than I do and not centered around restaurant kitchen banter or scuba diving which is the majority of words I know that aren't about food or booze! And seeing how I'll be far far far from home (and the US), I'm nervous about being alone. I am both excited and anxious at the thought of being able to dress up and know NO ONE within 7 degrees of me or kevin bacon will see me... Again, I digress...
so comment or message me if you're interested in what could be a very, and possibly the MOST, interesting vacation ever... Major goal to achieve is to not getting duped into smuggling d**gs and ending up in south american jail! I cant stand bologna in the US jails, I dread what horrible 'food' they have in other countries. And of course the always present 'don't get killed' mantra... which maybe should be updated to remain intact throughout the whole trip. no pieces of me shall be removed, all limbs and other dangly parts are to stay exactly where they are now, which is where they will be then... (maybe minus a tooth, or addition of a couple teeth before the trip)... And ideally, but not as important as the above two, don't piss people off. and if you do, keep it limited and don't make it a whole city or territory/state, country, continent... seems like I can adhere to those stipulations. I'm hoping anyone considering joining me will do the same.
So what do you say, xHamster!? who wants to go to the upside down!? ok, I guess it's more sideways, rather than the actual bottom of the world... But let's see how this one goes and maybe we can do the bottom on the next trip...
I wanna go to see the city's sites mostly. With all the incredibly hot cam models from south america, I owe it to myself to visit in person. I'd like to find an open minded, mellow travel companion. I really hate going new places alone. a travel partner, even who might not have been where we're going, is very helpful. I don't mind being with someone that doesn't know what to do either, I just don't wanna be alone, not knowing what to do. Ideally my travel partner will speak spanish, or at the very least, more than I do and not centered around restaurant kitchen banter or scuba diving which is the majority of words I know that aren't about food or booze! And seeing how I'll be far far far from home (and the US), I'm nervous about being alone. I am both excited and anxious at the thought of being able to dress up and know NO ONE within 7 degrees of me or kevin bacon will see me... Again, I digress...
so comment or message me if you're interested in what could be a very, and possibly the MOST, interesting vacation ever... Major goal to achieve is to not getting duped into smuggling d**gs and ending up in south american jail! I cant stand bologna in the US jails, I dread what horrible 'food' they have in other countries. And of course the always present 'don't get killed' mantra... which maybe should be updated to remain intact throughout the whole trip. no pieces of me shall be removed, all limbs and other dangly parts are to stay exactly where they are now, which is where they will be then... (maybe minus a tooth, or addition of a couple teeth before the trip)... And ideally, but not as important as the above two, don't piss people off. and if you do, keep it limited and don't make it a whole city or territory/state, country, continent... seems like I can adhere to those stipulations. I'm hoping anyone considering joining me will do the same.
So what do you say, xHamster!? who wants to go to the upside down!? ok, I guess it's more sideways, rather than the actual bottom of the world... But let's see how this one goes and maybe we can do the bottom on the next trip...
2 years ago
