Gobble Gobble!

I had a wicked thought the other day....posting an ad on Locanto, offering to "Thank" men for their hard work. All they would have to do is show up...i "gobble", they give me their cum, we both say thank-you & we leave. I had planned to do in "male" mode but clean shaven off course, simply because getting all dolled up takes forever! That & being an anal virgin, i didn't want to give anyone "the wrong idea" lol! I will get there one day....if only i had a "practise" guy that was willing to assist me in training. One who was eager, patient & not "too big" to be able to help a virgin out....there has to be one somewhere lol! I'm sure i'll find one eventually...till then, i'll begin with my toys & slowly work my way up in size. Ah dirty thoughts....how they torment me so!