FUCK YOU XHAMSTER FUCK YOU ONLYFANS!!!!!!

THIS HAS TO BE THE SHORTEST EVER ONLYFANS ACCOUNT EVER!!!! SO.... I SET UP AN ONLY FANS ACCOUNT YESTERDAY JUST SO THAT I COULD POST VIDEOS AGAIN BUT...I START HAVING PROBLEMS UPLOADING MY SHIT ALREADY!!!!....
BUT GUESS WHAT I WAS TOLD???.....THAT I HAVE TO DO THE SAME BULLSHIT TO VERIFY MY ACCOUNT JUST SO I COULD POST VIDEOS AND PICTURES!!!!!! SO.....LIKE A FUCKING MUG I DID IT YES FOLKS I DID!!! I DECIDED TO TAKE PICTURES OF MY PASSPORT AND A SELFIE OF MYSELF....BUT GUESS WHAT IT GOT REJECTED NOT ONCE BUT OVER TWENTY FUCKING TIMES!!!!!
I WENT INTO THE BRIGHTEST ROOMS IN THE HOUSE SO THAT MY 'SELFIE' WAS NICE AND BRIGHT HAVING TO HOLD THE CAMERA STEADY MY HEAD PERFECTLY STRAIGHT LOOKING DIRECTLY INTO THE CAMERA!!!! I MEAN WHO KNEW TAKING A PICTURE OVER 20 TIMES COULD BE SO FUCKING TIRING!!??!!! BUT THEN BECAUSE OF HOW OUR BRITISH PASSPORTS ARE WITH ALL THE SHINNY GLITTER SHIT AND TECHNOLOGY IN IT THAT SHIT JUST REFLECTED BACK THE LIGHT!!! SO INTO THE DIM ROOM I GO AND GUESS WHAT NOT ONLY DO I HAVE TO TAKE ANOTHER PASSPORT PICTURE BUT IVE GOT TO TAKE ANOTHER FUCKING SELFIE!!!!! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKKKKKKKKK!!!
20 TIMES I DID THIS BOLLOCKS BULLSHIT AND THOUGHT FUCK IT IM OBVIOUSLY TOO DARK AS A N*GG*R TO HAVE MY PICTURE TAKEN FOR A PORNO SITE IM NOW CALLING ONLYFANS, ONLYWHITESALLOWED!!!! IM SORRY BUT THE SITE DOESN'T CATER TO TAKING PICTURES OF US DARKIES TOO WELL! WOW FUCKING WEE!!!!!!
SO UNLESS SOME GENEROUS AND KIND SOUL IS WILLING TO SET UP AN ACCOUNT FOR ME SO I CAN POST VIDEOS ON THERE; THERE WILL BE NO MORE VIDEOS NO MORE PICTURES UNLESS ITS ON XHAMSTER PROFILE!!!! SO THAT AS THEY SAY IS FUCKING THAT!!!!!
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