Huge fake tits porn stars/bimbos - My top 10!
Heeeerrrre come the bimbos!!! OK, first things first - I know enormous, fake, silicone tits are not for everyone. And of course - I will always prefer the enormous natural tits of the likes of Dominno, Sexy Venera, Sensual Jane etc. And why is it the bigger, more ridiculous looking, over-inflated bolt-ons look better? Buuuuttttt.......Any girl willing to supersize herself purely in the name of porn, and not give the slightest fuck what their family, friends, the public in general think - for me these girls deserve total respect. I mean, can you imagine just seeing Amy Anderssen (pre-reduction of course!) just walking down the street? Daphne Rosen casually buying her groceries in the supermarket? Danielle Derek sipping a coffee in a bar? What you have to remember is these girls with basketballs on their chests live it 24/7 - it's not just what you see in their porn movies.
Also it's worth pointing out the likes of Ava Addams, Kianna Dior etc don't make this list because their juggs aren't really of the over-inflated, bolt-on, basketball nature - their tits are too well done for this list.
Anyway, let's get on with it!
1. Amy Anderssen (Canada)
This list was actually harder than I thought to put in order. But Amy just edges it. To not only go as big as she did, but also the ass implants, was an inspired move. Her bolt-ons just look utterly ridiculous - and therefore great! Her bizarre, squeaky voice just adds to the legend, as does the fact she is a self-confessed sex addict. Fantastic plastic!!
2. Danielle Derek (USA)
My goodness. Where do you start with Danielle Derek? Well, we should probably start by saying what she has done to her body should probably be ilegal......but I'm glad it isn't! She just seems to keep getting bigger and bigger, which when considering her tiny frame, really is spectacular. Those enormous, super-sized balloons on her chest, the ridiculous looking ass implants, the big blowjob lips.....and the fact she seems like such a fun person all adds up to a spectacular bimbo of the highest order. Total respect.
3. Brittany O'Neil (USA)
I could just write 'tan lines' here and leave it at that. There are tan lines, and then there are Brittany's tan lines. Brittany's tan lines are so legendary, she should get them insured. As is her rampant appetite for younger cock. I don't know why it is tan lines drive me crazy, but Brittany's do more than any other porn star I can think of. Add to that the fact she just seems to have that utterly dumb, blonde MILF thing going on obviously helps. An absolute legend and one of my all-time favorite porn stars, natural or fake.
4. Chessie Kay (England)
Maybe a bit higher than some people expect, but I love Chessie Kay. Not the biggest pair of fake juggs on this list but they are fantastically, ridiculous looking. Amazing big blowjob lips too. And I LOVE the insane amount of make-up she wears. She's also a bit strange looking which adds to the allure. She's just amazing bimbo material.
5. Daphne Rosen (Israel/USA)
Aahhh, Daphne.....This really takes me back to my earliest porn days. My god, have you ever seen such a ridiculous looking pair of over-inflated balloons? And just how far apart are they?! You could drive a bus between them! I genuinely have a lot of love for Daphne, she was one of the first bimbo queens I really fell for (also, years and years ago I remember a video where at the start she says "I'm kind of a form of big tits" - I've been looking for it for years - if anyone knows that video, please send it my way!)
6. Aletta Ocean (Hungary)
I have to admit I'm a bit late to the Aletta party. I mean, I've always known about her, but she never really interested me. Until she took the next step and absolutely super-sized herself! What's interesting about this is that in her early porn days she was absolutely smoking hot as she was - so to do what she did, and, let's face it, essentially ruin herself, is absolutely fascinating. I mean, those enormous silicone tits she bought herself (with her vast fortune), that ridiculous looking new ass, and surely the biggest pair of blowjob fish lips I have ever seen in porn. Absolutely fantastic!
Also, from what I have read, Aletta's real life off-camera is hardly different to her porn life on-camera - she has an estimated $8-10 million in the bank, lives in an enormous mansion in the hills overlooking LA, in which she has a constant, never-ending stream of guys visiting to keep her satisfied - gangbangs, orgies, sex parties, the lot. I mean, can you just imagine?!
7. Sandra Star (Germany)
She was already hot in her early days when she was more natural looking and mostly filming for German Goo Girls (legendary bukkake porn company), but since she super-sized her juggs to a barely believable 34K, inflated her lips and bleached her hair, she exploded to the next level. I've always loved the enormous-topless-tits-while-wearing-jeans-look which I have seen her do a couple of times, amazing. Honestly, I love her - but the only criticism I have is she needs to start making a bit more porn - there's not enough of her out there!
8. Raven Bay (USA)
Hmmm, an interesting one here. I mean, she certainly doesn't have the over-inflated balloons on her chest like the other girls in this list. But what made me include Raven is more of an attitude thing. Apparently, she is the most difficult, unpleasant, porn diva in the business. She's an absolute nightmare who demands to be treated like a princess at all times on a porn set. Which I find a massive turn on, when you then see her tiny frame getting pounded by the likes of Jack Napier and Lex Steele. Oh, she's absolutely smoking, sultry hot too, kind of in a Dominno way. Her pathetic, tacky angel wings tattoos on her back also just add to the ridiculously high opinion she has of herself. outstanding!!
9. Kayla Kleevage (USA)
Like Daphne, one of my earliest bimbo favorites. What I love about Kayla is not just the extraordinary size of her silicone tits, but the fact that the older she gets, the more she pushes herself - for example, why take one black guy with a snake of a cock, when you can take three? A legendary interracial hotel room orgy with her friend Claudia Marie really cemented her position as one of the absolute legends of bimbo porn.
10. Lolo Ferrari (France)
You have to include Lolo, don't you? She was a real groundbreaker. There were already enormous, silicone fake tits models at the time, but all in America - Lolo was the first European. Also, Lolo took it to the next level, not only super-sizing her tits, but also over-inflating her lips to make them utterly mouth-watering blowjob lips. I can just imagine those lips clamped around my big cock! And - extra points for the ridiculous, insane amount of bangles and jewellery she wore - I absolutely LOVE that look! Also what set her apart from other fake tit, bimbo models at the time was she delved into hardcore, which is great......although the hardcore itself isn't great. Weedy guys with small dicks, and condoms - such a shame she didn't live to have a proper porn career with the proper male stars of the last 15 years or so. RIP Lolo!
Surprise omissions/bubbling under: Brandi Bae, Candi Charms, Jaiden West, Delta White, August Taylor, Tara Holiday, Lisa Lipps, Mason Moore, Penelope Black Diamond, Sophie Anderson, Eva Notty, Bambi Blacks, Shyla Stylez, Summer Sinn, Payton Preslee, Holly Brooks.
So, what do you think? Do you agree or disagree? Who have I missed? Let me know in the comments!
Also it's worth pointing out the likes of Ava Addams, Kianna Dior etc don't make this list because their juggs aren't really of the over-inflated, bolt-on, basketball nature - their tits are too well done for this list.
Anyway, let's get on with it!
1. Amy Anderssen (Canada)
This list was actually harder than I thought to put in order. But Amy just edges it. To not only go as big as she did, but also the ass implants, was an inspired move. Her bolt-ons just look utterly ridiculous - and therefore great! Her bizarre, squeaky voice just adds to the legend, as does the fact she is a self-confessed sex addict. Fantastic plastic!!
2. Danielle Derek (USA)
My goodness. Where do you start with Danielle Derek? Well, we should probably start by saying what she has done to her body should probably be ilegal......but I'm glad it isn't! She just seems to keep getting bigger and bigger, which when considering her tiny frame, really is spectacular. Those enormous, super-sized balloons on her chest, the ridiculous looking ass implants, the big blowjob lips.....and the fact she seems like such a fun person all adds up to a spectacular bimbo of the highest order. Total respect.
3. Brittany O'Neil (USA)
I could just write 'tan lines' here and leave it at that. There are tan lines, and then there are Brittany's tan lines. Brittany's tan lines are so legendary, she should get them insured. As is her rampant appetite for younger cock. I don't know why it is tan lines drive me crazy, but Brittany's do more than any other porn star I can think of. Add to that the fact she just seems to have that utterly dumb, blonde MILF thing going on obviously helps. An absolute legend and one of my all-time favorite porn stars, natural or fake.
4. Chessie Kay (England)
Maybe a bit higher than some people expect, but I love Chessie Kay. Not the biggest pair of fake juggs on this list but they are fantastically, ridiculous looking. Amazing big blowjob lips too. And I LOVE the insane amount of make-up she wears. She's also a bit strange looking which adds to the allure. She's just amazing bimbo material.
5. Daphne Rosen (Israel/USA)
Aahhh, Daphne.....This really takes me back to my earliest porn days. My god, have you ever seen such a ridiculous looking pair of over-inflated balloons? And just how far apart are they?! You could drive a bus between them! I genuinely have a lot of love for Daphne, she was one of the first bimbo queens I really fell for (also, years and years ago I remember a video where at the start she says "I'm kind of a form of big tits" - I've been looking for it for years - if anyone knows that video, please send it my way!)
6. Aletta Ocean (Hungary)
I have to admit I'm a bit late to the Aletta party. I mean, I've always known about her, but she never really interested me. Until she took the next step and absolutely super-sized herself! What's interesting about this is that in her early porn days she was absolutely smoking hot as she was - so to do what she did, and, let's face it, essentially ruin herself, is absolutely fascinating. I mean, those enormous silicone tits she bought herself (with her vast fortune), that ridiculous looking new ass, and surely the biggest pair of blowjob fish lips I have ever seen in porn. Absolutely fantastic!
Also, from what I have read, Aletta's real life off-camera is hardly different to her porn life on-camera - she has an estimated $8-10 million in the bank, lives in an enormous mansion in the hills overlooking LA, in which she has a constant, never-ending stream of guys visiting to keep her satisfied - gangbangs, orgies, sex parties, the lot. I mean, can you just imagine?!
7. Sandra Star (Germany)
She was already hot in her early days when she was more natural looking and mostly filming for German Goo Girls (legendary bukkake porn company), but since she super-sized her juggs to a barely believable 34K, inflated her lips and bleached her hair, she exploded to the next level. I've always loved the enormous-topless-tits-while-wearing-jeans-look which I have seen her do a couple of times, amazing. Honestly, I love her - but the only criticism I have is she needs to start making a bit more porn - there's not enough of her out there!
8. Raven Bay (USA)
Hmmm, an interesting one here. I mean, she certainly doesn't have the over-inflated balloons on her chest like the other girls in this list. But what made me include Raven is more of an attitude thing. Apparently, she is the most difficult, unpleasant, porn diva in the business. She's an absolute nightmare who demands to be treated like a princess at all times on a porn set. Which I find a massive turn on, when you then see her tiny frame getting pounded by the likes of Jack Napier and Lex Steele. Oh, she's absolutely smoking, sultry hot too, kind of in a Dominno way. Her pathetic, tacky angel wings tattoos on her back also just add to the ridiculously high opinion she has of herself. outstanding!!
9. Kayla Kleevage (USA)
Like Daphne, one of my earliest bimbo favorites. What I love about Kayla is not just the extraordinary size of her silicone tits, but the fact that the older she gets, the more she pushes herself - for example, why take one black guy with a snake of a cock, when you can take three? A legendary interracial hotel room orgy with her friend Claudia Marie really cemented her position as one of the absolute legends of bimbo porn.
10. Lolo Ferrari (France)
You have to include Lolo, don't you? She was a real groundbreaker. There were already enormous, silicone fake tits models at the time, but all in America - Lolo was the first European. Also, Lolo took it to the next level, not only super-sizing her tits, but also over-inflating her lips to make them utterly mouth-watering blowjob lips. I can just imagine those lips clamped around my big cock! And - extra points for the ridiculous, insane amount of bangles and jewellery she wore - I absolutely LOVE that look! Also what set her apart from other fake tit, bimbo models at the time was she delved into hardcore, which is great......although the hardcore itself isn't great. Weedy guys with small dicks, and condoms - such a shame she didn't live to have a proper porn career with the proper male stars of the last 15 years or so. RIP Lolo!
Surprise omissions/bubbling under: Brandi Bae, Candi Charms, Jaiden West, Delta White, August Taylor, Tara Holiday, Lisa Lipps, Mason Moore, Penelope Black Diamond, Sophie Anderson, Eva Notty, Bambi Blacks, Shyla Stylez, Summer Sinn, Payton Preslee, Holly Brooks.
So, what do you think? Do you agree or disagree? Who have I missed? Let me know in the comments!
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