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thecarnalcafe

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About thecarnalcafe

Hey Loves, we only respond to messages on Fan Club Page. https://onlyfans.com/thecarnalcafe We are a couple of exhibitionists that have entered the world of camming and porn for fun. We are fairly average in "real life". We have been together for (since 2010). We are happily married and plan to keep it that way. We have an open relationship where we do not consider each other "property". We are each in control of our own bodies and do not restrict the choices of the other. The only rules we have Keep communication open and honest 2 Don't bring home an STI

Relationship status: Open

Interested in: Guys and Girls

City and Country: California, United States

Gender: Couple

Birth Place: United States of America

Hair Color: Other

Interests and hobbie: Favorite hobby is having sex!!! We also love walking on the beach or just sitting and watching the waves. We Skateboard together. Goldilocks likes cruising along the boardwalk, Bear is all about the skateparks and bowls. We hike, workout and generally just play together.

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Turn Offs: Inability to follow rules. Not asking for consent FIRST.

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Profile Views: 150,863

Videos Watched: 282

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