Judging by Appearance: Ode to the Asshole!

One of the remarkable things in life that porn has taught us is that a woman is much more than her looks. If that weren't so, every gorgeous beauty would be a successful pornstar. But we know that's simply not the case, and you only need to consider the world of Playboy versus the world of award-winning AVN performers (Of course, I'm devoted enough to female flesh to admire and consume both – but that's a different point).


So the other day I found myself thinking about one particular aspect of this principle, and that is: the asshole. For many Pornosexuals today, the asshole alone has become the way to judge a goddess, her body and her sexual prowess. It's almost like the key that unlocks a woman's whole secret! When you think about, this is quite a remarkable feat for such a small part of the body: a tiny hole that you don't even see most of the time, hidden away beneath and between the butt cheeks.

Not to mention that this body part has a different function altogether which we don't want to think about here, but that's actually part of the point: PORN has redefined the anus! As far as we are concerned (by we, I mean true dedicated pornist masturbators), a butthole's primary purpose is pleasure, specifically the pleasure of cock – and any other function is only secodary, even if necessary for the body.

So THIS is the power of porn, as it allows us to rethink even basic human facts, to see the body in a new light and perspective – in which our masturbatory pleasure is what matters most in life.

It is also one of porn's great achievements that it has demonstrated for us the full reality of the butthole among the female of the human species: the appearance and texture of the anus as a whole, the hole's tightness and diameter when clenched or stretched, the pattern and pigmentation of the sphincter around it as well as its unmatched power of expansion and contraction, and most important of all: the sheer diversity of assholes with respect to all these features! As consumers of porn have all realized soon enough when we began our journey, no two assholes look alike. In fact, there's probably as many different kinds as there are people.


And that's the key point here, which porn has taught us: you can never simply judge a woman by her outward appearance, because you just don't know what her asshole looks like! And you certainly don't know what it's capable of sexually.

Now, I believe that this principle has TWO implications for Pornosexuals. FIRSTLY: many of us can probably recognize some of our favorite pornstars simply by their assholes. This is just the logical extreme of the idea that every asshole is unique. One might even say that to be a true devotee of a goddess, we're obliged to study her ass carefully until we can begin to recognize her easily. The more pornstars we know by their assholes, the more we can claim to be fully-committed Pornosexuals who derive our greatest pleasure from masturbating to anal porn.


Needless to say, I think the one goddess who achieves top distinction here is Sheena Shaw, whom almost any of us can immediately recognize by her asshole – and especially by what I can only describe as her "certified sphincter." Just consider the pic above to see what I mean: you don't even need to check out the hole, just a glimpse of that starfish peeking out from behind the g-string is enough to know who this goddess is.

















SECONDLY: this means there are goddesses we worship solely on account of their assholes and nothing else. In other words, if you can't judge a woman by her beauty or her body, then inevitably there's going be a babe who may not be much to look at, but who's got an award-winning anus. Pornosexuals know this already even if mainstream society has no clue – because when it comes to porn, anal stardom is truly measured by performance and not by other factors. In the world of porn, an asshole is the key to a woman's success. And it is this second point that actually inspired me to write this post, because I've often realized that I enjoy looking at an attractive asshole or a good anal scene even when the babes is "not my type" in terms of her looks.

Who are some goddesses you would put in this category? (Keeping in mind, of course, that everyone has their personal taste!)


Perhaps the greatest example for me would be Veronica Leal. Now, don't get me wrong: I don't mean to say that she's unattractive, and I'm sure that there are many who find her beautiful, and that's wonderful. My point is simply that if she weren't a goddess, I wouldn't have considered her my type or found her looks that attractive. Though I have to admit, she's got a real cuteness to her, and I love her smile, but otherwise her body isn't much of a turn-on for me.

And yet, she has totally managed to win me over with her asshole! Veronica is a legendary anal slut, to the point that even when she's just bent over and flaunting her ass, I get instantly hard because I know what's hiding in there and what it promises!

While writing this analysis, I've found it helpful to revisit her BangBros scene from earlier this year, "Anal loving Veronica Leal is back!" (March 2019) but man, it's already making me edge like crazy! Just as she pulls down her black panties and you get a first glimpse of that dark round fuckhole framed by her wide hips, you just feel a tingle through your whole body and you realize all over again that an asshole is maybe all you care about in life. And then as you watch it fingered, the full power of an asshole dawns on you and you realize that it's got nothing short of a personality. Because that ass is begging for cock, and you can just see it!

Of course, as I just mentioned and you can see from this portrait here, Veronica also has nice wide hips, so when you watch her in POV getting anal-fucked doggy-style, the tightness of her asshole become more than clear as you can see the sphinter stretched and locked around a cock. A scene like this is enough to melt the brains of any masturbator.



Another goddess I could mention who falls this in category is Holly Hendrix. I don't need to say much about a legendary performer like her since I'm sure many of you are fans, but I thought it may be interesting to note that she's actually not a goddess I worship much. I've never really felt attracted to her, as she's just not my type. Yet, even I have often found myself getting instantly hard to her anal scenes, and I've had to admit to myself: girl's got an ass, for sure!

In Holly's case, I would say that the hole itself is not much to look at (esp. as I'm personally not a fan of the insides showing and whatnot), but it looks its best when it's filled and stretched, wrapped tightly around a dick.

Lastly, to conclude my reflections here, I would just point out the obvious: which is that Euro porn (and esp. Legal Porno) has clearly taken this principle to its logical end. Of course, as you should already know, I find most European girls incredibly attractive, and why I enjoy and try to maintain a commitment to Euro porn despite the dominance of the mainstream American pornstars. But at the same time, I've often noticed LP babes that I don't consider beautiful but who just blow me away with their asses, and when you're watching them open up their holes for cock, it's all that matters. The folks behind LP deserve praise for their brilliance in recognizing this principle, and fully capitalizing on it for the sake of porn.


There's probably quite a few LP babes I could name in this category, but it's difficult because even some with the classic "skinny whore" look are still turn-ons for me. Certainly a lot of them don't necessarily have what you'd call a conventionally beautiful face, but you couldn't care less when you're leaking for a gaping ass.

I think I might count the Russian slut Angie Moon in this category (though I would say, not a great-looking asshole, but she can sure take cock like a champ!). Isabella Clark also comes to mind here. A recent favorite I might mention is Evia Rose, with the disclaimer that she's actually got a great body and her shapely bubble butt makes my cock go nuts! I didn't think her face was all that attractive, but it didn't matter because I still fell in love with her as I worshipped her ass and watched her tight asshole get fucked.

Like all great principles of pornosexuality, this one too needs a basic motto. One idea is to simply analize "Brains not Beauty" and turn it into: "Butts not Beauty!" In other words, to some up the point of this post: a goddess is her asshole!

Hail Anal, Hail Porn!