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And here it is, my traditionally late as fuck list of my favourite pornstars of the last 12 months. Ish. This is by no means a list of every smoking hot porn whore who's got me off this last year, but these are the ones who have stuck in my mind and have kept me wanking like a mad man well into 2019. There are some old favourites, some rising stars, some chicks who have killed it in 2018, and as always a few newbies (to me anyway) to keep an eye on. Some of them might be a little too mainstream and dare I say 'vanilla' for a lot of my jerk off brethren, but fuck it, these hot sluts have milke… Читати далі

Happy New Year my porn addicted brethren. It's a brand new year with a shed load of gorgeous porn starlets both new and old for us to goon over to our hearts content. This was originally going to be volume 2 of 2017, with a totals list for the year following it up.... but I'm a lazy cunt so I'm kind of mashing them both together. There's some Splooge List staples, a few smoking hot newbies, and more than a couple that I would definitely keep an eye on over the next 12 months. Every one of these smoking hot cum sluts has taken several loads from me in the last 6 months, and I'm sure they'll t… Читати далі

So here we are again. Finally. I've been planning on sorting this list our for a while now, but real life really kicked me in the bollocks at the start of the year and I've been playing wank catch up ever since, as far as these lists go. I planned on putting this together a couple of months ago, but I'm a lazy bastard and didn't, so here it is now! I've slimmed it down a little and picked my favourite targets from the year so far. The majority have featured on this list before, and there are a couple of Splooge List staples, but there are a few new faces that have really caught my eye. S… Читати далі

So here it is the most anticipated second half of my November and December cum targets. Each and every chick on this list took a load from me in the last months of 2016. Like I said in part 1, they are in no particular order, and like every list there are some brand new faces I hope you perverts will check out, and some regular faces who routinely drain my bollocks. So without further ado... Lana Rhoades What a body. She should have been a shining light in the world of porn, she had the face, the body, the talk, the awesome combo of naivety/sluttiness.... such a shame she quit.… Читати далі

As usual I'm late as fuck posting, but as the Guinness adverts taught me in the nineties, good things come to those who wait. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it! Both November and December were ridiculously busy meaning I had very little time to check out xham, but I did manage to find the time to goon over some impossibly hot porn sluts. January's calming down a bit, so I should be able to carve out a little more time on here, but we shall see. Needless to say, the rampant jerking continues... Now to this list. The reason I've labelled it EPIC is because the number of whores who ha… Читати далі

Here we go, yet another monthly update of the hot young sluts that have made me blow my load. Thanks to jackoffxxx's awesome New Pornographers blog I think there might be a few new readers out there, so thanks to everyone who checks this post out. I hope I can introduce you to some new whores to goon over and hopefully watch them go from entry level vanilla porn all the way to hardcore-every-hole-getting-pounded levels of depravity! So without further ado.... Kleio A firm fixture in my wank bank, anyone who's followed these blogs or knows me knows how much of a fav… Читати далі

Once again I apologise for the lateness of this post, but here we go! Finally!! Another bumper splooge list of some of the hottest whores I have blown a big hot thick load over during this classically wet British summer... Starting with the stunning Dani Daniels. Dani fucking Daniels. Her body is insane, always looks like she's into her scenes, just great to watch her take on a dick and get fucked. Fucking love Dani. And her ass, in my opinion, is so underrated. Total goldilocks ass... not too big, not too small, it's just fucking right!… Читати далі

Again this one is late. Super fucking late. Had literally no time to come on here, but I carried on making my list to share with you all. Decided to cram May and June together in one post to help get me back on track.... .... so enough waffling, here are the whores!!! Starting with my favourite scene from the past 2 months, and I think it might be one of my go to scenes from now on: Kleio Valentien & Juelz Ventura No words needed. 2 of my favourite pornstars, together, tits, tats, assfucking.... what's not to like?!?! I'll shut up, here's some pics: https://b.… Читати далі

Late as fuck I know! May has been a hard month to free up some time, but I've finally got around to posting this list. April had me blowing 23 loads over 18 different porn slut. A few more repeat performers last month, starting with 2 chicks getting 3 loads a piece... Kleio Valentien What more is there to say about Kleio? Great performer, rocking body, not afraid of backdoor action, she really is one of my favourites. Really my kind of girl, got a major thing for tits and tats ;)… Читати далі

So here we are again, a list of all the sluts who have made me blow my load throughout March. 22 pornstars sharing 27 loads, this month really has been a month of one hit wonders! Only 4 of them made me splooge more than once, and without further ado, we'll start with the winner... Draining my balls a total of 3 time this month, the Hungarian beauty that is: Cindy Hope. She's a real slice of perfection. I mean, that arse is out of this… Читати далі

Here we go, this is the first list of cum targets... all the pornstars who have drained my balls throughout the month of February. Shot 29 loads, turns out 1 for everyday of the month. So here are the 18 lucky ladies who made me blow my load........ The top spot is a three way tie with each girl getting 3 loads each: The Spanish piece of perfection that is Nekane Tattooed goddess Kleio Valentien New favourite Abigail Mac… Читати далі