Become Gay in 8 Short Days

Do you like girls, but there's just something about a hard cock that turns you on even more? What is it about shemales and crossdressers that makes you cum really hard? It's probably because you're gay and you want to have sex with a man. It's time to stop lying to yourself - you're not 'curious' or bisexual, you're a fag. It's time to go fully gay and accept what you are. Fortunately, I have a multi-step program to help you. Just follow these day-by-day instructions and you'll embrace your inner faggot and become the homo you know you were meant to be.


DAY 1 - This one is simple, just watch some gay porn. There's plenty of it right here at xHamster. Find a video with a pair of guys you think are attractive and watch them have sex. Jerk off to it. That's right, masturbate to gay porn. I bet it makes you cum harder than straight porn.

DAY 2 - Today is a another simple task; you're going to buy a cock. Go to Amazon, or any site of your choosing that sells such things online, and search for a 'dildo'. Find one you like and have it shipped over-night so you get it the next day. Try to choose one that is as realistic looking as possible, like a real hard cock. You'll probably be pretty excited about your purchase, so go ahead and jerk-off to gay porn again.

DAY 3 - Once your cock comes in the mail, it's time to try all the things you've thought about. Try sucking on it, and rub it against your own cock. When you masturbate, lube it up and stick it in your ass. Fuck yourself while you jerk off to gay porn and imagine it's a hot guy making love to you. Do this until you cum.

DAY 4 - It's time to finally do it. You know you've thought about it; you might have even been close to doing it, but you chickened out. But today is the day you're finally going to find out what male semen tastes like by trying your own cum. Jerk off to gay porn, or watch a cum-eating instruction video (again, plenty of them here on xHamster). When you're ready to blow your load, shoot it into your palm and then lick it up. You don't have to swallow it, just let it linger between your lips and in your mouth so you know what cum tastes like.

DAY 5 - Go to the nearest department store and find the women's lingerie department, because you're going to buy a pair of panties for yourself. That's right, you're turning into a sissy fag and you need to dress appropriately. Find a pair that's really sexy, like a thong or something in lace. Choose a girly color, like purple, yellow, or pink. Don't buy anything else - just the panties, and when you go to the register make sure you select one with a female cash attendant. Don't worry if she suspects you're buying them for yourself, you'll probably never see her again and the nervous thrill will excite you to know that someone suspects you're a sissy fag. When you get home, try them on and jerk off to gay porn.

DAY 6 - Today is a big day. Today, you're going to orgasm with another guy. Today you're going to have gay phone sex. Search online for a 1-800 gay phone sex line, or go to www.niteflirt.com and find a hot guy. You can also go to www.menchats.com and find other guys like you who are looking for phone sex. Jerk off together over the phone and make sure he knows when you cum so he understands how much it turns you on to be gay.

DAY 7 - When you masturbate today, use it all. Watch gay porn videos while wearing your panties and fucking yourself in the ass with your dildo. When you get close to cumming, call your gay sex line and let another man hear you orgasm. Tell him you're going to taste your own cum and let him listen as you lick it off your own fingers.

DAY 8 - It's finally here - the day you suck a cock. Go to Craigslist and search the personals for 'men seeking men' in your area. Find a guy who is looking to get his cock sucked and contact him. You will be nervous, maybe even a little scared, but don't worry. He just wants to have his cock sucked and you want to do it. Contact him and meet up. You know you want to do it. You've been dreaming about what it would be like to have a another man's cock in your hand and mouth. Imagine how amazing it would be to feel him cum on your lips. If you're going to be gay, you need to start sucking dick.