Профиль пользователя sazelus

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4494 дня на xHamster

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12 подписчика

324 комментария

Личная информация

Я:

Null, 49 — возраст, мужчина, гетеро

Откуда:

Mossel Bay, Южная Африка

Интересует:

Женщина, гетеро

Интересы
и фетиши :

Языки:

английский, Afrikaans

Образование:

Бакалавр (4 года обучения)

Профессия:

White Rhino Painter

Доход:

Низкий

Отношения:

Не состою в отношениях

Дети:

Нет, но хотелось бы

Религия:

Христианство

Курение:

Регулярно

Выпивать:

Несколько раз в неделю

Знак зодиака:

Близнецы

Вебкамера:

Да

Моя внешность

Этнос:

Белокожие

Телосложение:

Крупное

Длина волос:

Средней длины

Цвет волос:

Карие

Цвет глаз:

Карие

Рост:

178 см (5 фут. 10 дюйм.)

Комментарии

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sazelus Креатор 5 мес. назад

@JasminTease. With a comment like the one you left below, what can one do ?!

One must paint your toenails with some Marabbastadt Nail Polish, record your attendant growls and curses, and send the recording, along with a good bottle of whiskey, to some tinpot dictator of some central African banana republic, who will try to gain diplomatic recognition, by using the recording as their new national anthem.

Since this effort is bound to fail, be assured that said dictator will mollify your bruised little ego, with a strict diet of maize porridge and gravy, until the dimensions of your arse is voluminous enough, to make his political opponents jump joyously into a pool of crocodiles, in their fevered efforts to get ahold of it.

Your trial at The Hague for Crimes Against Humanity, will be very interesting to follow.

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JasminTease 5 мес. назад

You dont look at people profiles before you try and add as friends? Pathetic loser, afraid and hiding on the internet.. I dont want "friends" who are pathetic like you. Read people damn profile before you just add them, Pathetic dummy!

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sazelus Креатор 9 лет назад

... the melancholy of desires' wake ... the monopoly of fires, madmen makes ... the apocalypse of crashing lips ... the epochal twists of fevered grips ... and the end of all forbidden texts ... for a creed of the maddest sex ...

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sazelus Креатор 9 лет назад

кому: twilightwomen : Laura, my darling Laura, I do believe that I am going to take you out for coffee should I ever be in your neck of the woods. And there's gonna be no seduction ... no sirreee ... we're gonna go straight for the good stuff,

Lemon Meringue.

Resistance is futile

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twilightwomen 9 лет назад

Ah, sazelus, don't you know the motto of our site is "seduction and hopeless resistance"? It's futile!

(Hope all is well with you, my friend!)

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sazelus Креатор 9 лет назад

кому: twilightwomen : ... now now Laura, with these impeccable manners of yours, you'll turn me into a gentleman ... I find myself powerless to resist you. Cease thine ministrations oh thou sagacious woman.

For what shall I do now ???

Sadly, now one must halt all fiendish plots of smuggling pizzas into Weigh-Less offices ...

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twilightwomen 9 лет назад

Hi sazelus! Just a note to thank you for your friendship here. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance and I appreciate your very kind comments on our videos. Best wishes, xo

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sazelus Креатор 9 лет назад

... Ahhhh, then to mount you upon a Sybian, and turn its dial from 'Low' straight to 'Oh No !' ... and then to walk out ... and measure the mileage of the melodies ... that is the rages of your ecstasies ...

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jroc01 9 лет назад

кому: sazelus : Dude there is 2 of us. My husband has been writing now it's me. You are obviously an idiot if you can't look on someone's page and clearly tell they are real. Don't need a response from you and your ridiculous profile picture you have just been blocked!!

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sazelus Креатор 9 лет назад

кому: jroc01 : Madam, if you keep this up, then you leave me with no choice but to nominate you for the office of Chief Growler at 'The Wile E Coyote Appreciation League'.

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jroc01 9 лет назад

Oh and who did you think I wss trying to act like?

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jroc01 9 лет назад

Really was saying she is very good at what she does. And as far as wonderin gb about my woman..well all you would need to answer your question on if I had a hot woman. Answer...yeah. Just a normal guy and it was a free thought..not a thought out comment attacking her. Thanks for the response though.

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chof 10 лет назад

I really like your last comment, I wait for you completely naked outdoors on a big rock with my legs spread wide open
http://xhamster.com/photos/view/2765953-45841616.html
Kisses, Nole

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ronin1 10 лет назад

thanks for the nice comment.

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sazelus Креатор 10 лет назад

кому: chof : Corroboree

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chof 10 лет назад

is great to know that you like to hear my moans as I ride, kisses
Nole

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sociallubricant 11 лет назад

much appreciate the positive coment.
wonderful to meet you here

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sazelus Креатор 11 лет назад

кому: nice_2b_naughty :

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nice_2b_naughty 11 лет назад

Thank you for the compliments. It's great that you are back on here. Hope you comment on the videos and if you like to read, check out my stories and Blog

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