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Quite possibly the smartest ass of my time;-) Quiz me teacher...

Пол:
Мужской
Последний визит::
1 неделя назад
Семейное положение:
"Женат/замужем"
Предпочтения:
Девушки
Родной город:
Kelso, WA
Город:
Longview, WA
Страна:
"United States"
Профессия:
General contractor
Школа:
personal apprenticeship
Интересы и увлечения:
I have a million nerdy things I love to do, but playing music and reading of three of my all time favorite things to do, well with clothes on at least, but its still cutting it close:) I started both at three , and had been baking cookies with my aunt for a year already I ended up a chef, go figure:) I ended up playing almost everythingliterally as I play 26 instruments including the scottish bagpipes, tin whistles, fiddle,and every brass and most woodwinds, except for the two I can't even make a sound on, and never will because of an old scar on my lipso of course my sister chose those:)
Любимые фильмы и ТВ-программы:
Sigh. I'm not proud damnit, but Monty Python's Life of Brian is the most hysterical movie although Waiting is right behind it. I you ever worked a single day in a restaurant at all, you'll know what I mean. I almost wet myself the first time. If I'd only been a little older it could've been even funnier for the people watching it with me:-)
Любимая музыка:
I love almost everything , and have played everything from gregorian chant and all sorts of early madrigals and feudal music of europe to Tower of Power funk and everything jazz, and then I started playing bass in a local punk band in the early 90's and fucking love it:-) I dont care what it is as long as somebody has an instrument to play other than a mike and board.
Любимые книги:
Everything, but I am a huge history buff and can easily go on for an hour if you let me. And it will be correct:)
Заводит:
Intelligence, Sharp wit and repartee, a dirty filthy gutterbrain like my own, and a pair of dazzling eyes smiling at me even when I'm just being dumb- well those are the clincher for me:-)
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Fake people afraid to be themselves because they suck and know it already, those poor bastards. Also stuck up, snobbish, arrogance without physical proof that God IS indeed dead and you are the replacement, yeah I don't much like that. You show me one fuckin showoff whose finger has never gone through the paper on a bad morning and while they celebrate their new deification, I'll be RECTifying that inequity:-) LOL- and mostly just people who can't ever smile without making the rest of us miserable first. Unless you happen to be the one in elevator with ibs-you're freaking hilarious:-) Oh yeah-- I HATE cyber and don't want anything to do with cams. I don't enjoy watching someone in the first place. Paying for the tedious task just infuriates me. I'm the one not having a good time, why don't I get paid instead? LOL. but seriously...
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