Happy October

I am not making this up. Such a lovely chat with a fellow xhamster traveler to start to my day. I should set the scene:

I am a straight old man. She is a lesbian young woman. I am old enough to be her dad or maybe even her grandfather. Because of my interesting life experience, I am keen on the plight of those communities of alternatives that go by all those monikers that make your head spin any more. Straight, gay, queer, LBGT, non-binary ... I can't even remember all the acronyms any more. For God's sake, can't we all just get along?

One day I made a comment on a gay girl's post. Another young woman saw it and started a conversation. What has ensued is an interesting relationship that may just encapsulate some of what we come here for at times, depending. It turns out at some level she fantasizes about being forced to engage in hetero kinds of sex by straight old men. Being a straight old man and a nice guy, I played in for fun one night ... and now I have found myself wondering ... what is it about BDSM? Here I always gave it a wide berth, and now I find myself looking it up on the internet.

Lovely to have innocent fun in naughty banter writing with a queer girl thousands of miles away. With no further ado:

Me: Happy Thursday morning. Happy October!

She: And to you. How's you?

Me: Fine here. Looking forward to a pleasant weekend. The weather is changing here. I'm making a movie to show my wife a couple things I like that she doesn't really get. She asked me to do it.

She: Glad you're okay.

Me: All is well. I hope you're okay? Dry skin here! Need lotion. Winter is definitely on the horizon.

She: I am good. Horny but good.

Me: Horny is always good as long as there is relief on the horizon! Is yours a good horny or a bad horny?

She: I am good but horny. I'm supposed to be working but feeling a little distracted.

Me: Right. Got it. Any relief in sight for you? Do you get to stroke yourself later? Do you have anyone coming over?

She: Still single.

She: Pulled my panties down already.

Me: Mmmm. I bet you would like to have your clitoris gently lipped and tongued. Maybe sucked delicately. Too bad I'm not the one to do it. I mean, being a BOY and all.

Me: I do have a hard cock I suppose I might get some kind of perverse pleasure out of shoving up your anus against your will.

She: heheheh

Me: I guess I would have to pull your hair too.

She: wow

She: I guess you're feeling frisky, too.

Me: Mostly just yanking your chain. The fact of it is, I am ALWAYS feeling frisky.

Me: Drives my wife crazy.

Me: Made my lover soak her knickers.

Me: When I'm done fucking your ass right up to the limit, I would pull out my substantial male-ness and forcefully ejaculate warm sticky goo all over your face and hair, making you clean yourself up by moving it all into your mouth and making you swallow it.

Me: I guess I better get the ropes.

Me: You would be surprised to learn how nice you thought it tastes.

Me: That would confuse you even more.

Me: And of course you would walk funny for a while :-)

Me: Good day.

Me: Is that what you call a fucktoy quickie?

She: hehehehe

She: still here

She: love your writing style

Me: Glad to know it. All in good fun. You sweet heart. A little diversion during an otherwise boring day of statistical analysis.

She: See you soon x

Me: Stay smiling, love. Good morning.