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You really don't want to be recognised? I can't help but be amused by all the people who obscure their faces and put on masks and fail to cover up their tattoos.… Citește mai mult

I have always had a very, very, low opinion of Trump. Now - purely for academic research purposes you understand - I have watched a few of Stormy's videos. Hey - maybe he's not quite so stupid.… Citește mai mult

I once had the good fortune to sleep with a girl whose left breast failed to develop. This meant that she had one perfectly normal breast and one totally flat. So she had an implant courtesy of the National Health Service. Consequently I had the good fortune to be able to compare, simultaneously, a real boob with a fake boob - both part of the same young lady. Silicone gets my vote every time!… Citește mai mult

Two twelve year old boys (here in the UK) have just been charged with murder. (12 is the youngest age you can be charged with a criminal offence in the UK). They stabbed to death an 18 year old man. I am so grateful guns are contrary to the law here.… Citește mai mult

Apologies to any who already know this . . . As many of you know I LOVE a good quality tattoo on a girl/woman . . . and I have always, as long as I can remember, wanted one myself. So why don't I have any ink - despite riding with a back-patch bike club (Hells Angels type but not The Angels). Well . . . it had to be "just right" and I spent many years looking at ink, looking at magazines, books, hanging around at tattoo conventions and even spending time with tattooists in their shops - I just couldn't find the "right" design (and too unimaginative to think of one myself - I did try). Final… Citește mai mult

Girls . . . Wear your knickers OVER your suspenders FFS… Citește mai mult

I'm sure you all know this but just in case. FYI Under BRITISH Law: You CANNOT consent to any form of physical v******e. Any form of assault is a crime and you cannot consent to the commission of a crime - legal impossibility. This means a mild/light spanking is a Criminal offence . . . and you've taped it? So why do I tell you . . . I mean it's not as though you've both have had a load of fun and some great orgasms and you then run off to Plod and tell them you've had great sex. Not very likely. But a vengeful ex (of any gender), wanting revenge . . . and conning you ba… Citește mai mult

I have just been blocked by someone who has told me that they will have nothing to do with someone who has Satanic references (666Rhino). She didn't bother to ask "why" she just decided I'm a Satan worshipper. Sad. The reason for the 666 - as all who know me realise - is because there are several Rhinos here and I had to take an unused number to differentiate. It's THAT simple.… Citește mai mult

Only the Good die young.… Citește mai mult

Loves sees not with the eyes, But with the Mind, Therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. Love to claim that as mine but it was of course The Man himself. (Can't remember which work but if I do I'll post it.) A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act 1, Scene 1, Line 227f… Citește mai mult

Do "they" censor cartoons?… Citește mai mult

Yesterday upon the stair I met a man who wasn't there He wasn't there again today Oh how I wish he'd go away… Citește mai mult

I remember the very worst blow job I ever had . . . it was GREAT… Citește mai mult