My News 8.11.2023
So, I actually had some time to Myself Today, to write some more about My Female relationships.
Since Yesterday I was telling You about What I do, and also, about My Girlfriend and Our relationship.
I figured I will tell You about the type of relationship that Gisse and I have now, (41 Years of Us being together).
So, now,
On to My purchasing My 2023 Cadillac Escalade ESV - V Series in Naples, FL, Story, for Your Enjoyment, or Not.
I know that most of You are probably not familiar with Entitled, Naples, FL.
Some of the Most expensive Homes in Florida are there (the Gulf of Mexico, side of the State).
The Cadillac Escalade That I wanted was available at that location.
It is really hard to find the exact Configuration that I wanted, Nationwide.
They are hard to find New, Period, and they get priced more than MSRP.
Crystal White Tricoat, with the Dark Auburn Interior, and all of the other Options available.
One was in located in Naples, FL, so I purchased it.
I flew Gisse and My Italian Girlfriend, Lia, “Shit for Brains”, down to FL, in My Plane, the Day Before Our appointment, at DeVoe Cadillac, Naples, FL.
And so, as per Usual, We had another Classic Gisse and Amélie, Typical Public Display of Our Abnormal Relationship, there.
The Trainer and Thoroughbred.
Christ, She is so Corrective of Me, everywhere.
Or, Mother and Daughter.
Gisse had put down part of the Cost as the Down Payment, and We went down to see it in Person, and for Me to drive it, and Finalize the Paperwork.
But first, Her comment about Me before We left for the appointment that day.
“Amélie, That is what You are going to wear?”
“And Your Fucking Sailor Tattoos on top of it, showing for all to see !!”
She always dresses to the Nines, now, and I look like Trailer trash next to Her.
I did have on My most expensive jewelry, for Christs sake, (did not count at all, I guess).
And I even work very hard staying in shape for My Work.
You know, it is not easy to do that, heading into Ancient Decrepitude.
She fits right in to Naples, FL, (lots of extreme wealth there).
I just wanted to be comfortable and be kind of casually dressed.
She paid for it totally in the end, and I Thanked Her, and it was put in My name as the Owner.
I did pay Her back later, (in about 1 month).
At Loan Shark Rates, 75% on top of the actual cost.
10% per Day there after, if late.
Cheaper than NYC though.
HaHaHa……….
So, when We sat down to start to sign Shit.
This is Exactly what She said to Me.
“Amélie, Sit up Straight”.
Fuck, what’s next, “Elbows off of the table”.
Or “Don’t Slouch, Stand up Straight”.
My stupid response to Her.
“Sorry”
So, We started the Endless Explanations and Signatures, that I had to endure in order to secure the vehicle.
Better than signing for a Mortgage, though.
Meanwhile My Girlfriend was walking around, and looking at things on the Inside and the Outside.
And munching on the Free Food there.
Lucky Her.
Halfway through, the Financial Person asked Gisse.
“Ms. Aarons, What kind of work do You do?”
“I own an Investment Firm, outside of NYC”
“Very Nice”
Then Me next.
“And What about Yourself, Ms. Moreau”
I could not help Myself at all, being a Dumb Shit at the moment, and a total Wise ass, So I said.
“I am an Ex-Professional, Porn Star”
He immediately became Bug-Eyed and His Jaw dropped to the floor.
Gisse said to Me.
“Amélie, don’t be so Impudent”
And then said to Him.
“Sorry, Amélie is such a Spoiled Brat”
“That’s Okay”
In My Head.
"And So Who made Me into that, I Wonder ?"
Also in My Head.
"Can I go and Hide now, (like in the Coat, Fucking, Closet)"
So, I switched to Hebrew and said to Gisse.
“Thanks, a Fucking lot !!”
Her answer.
“No Problem, Sweetheart”
In My head.
“What a Fucking Cunt”
So, from that point on, I mostly Shut up and just Listened and Signed, the 8 Billion, Papers, necessary.
And that is Our typical relationship in Public.
We actually stayed in a pretty Neat, Hotel, in Florida, (The LaPlaya Golf and Beach Resort).
I have been there before and it was My choice.
Not the typical hotel for Her, like the Ritz-Carlton, etc.
But as I dreaded, I had to play Golf with the, Stuck-up, Socialite, Fucking, Entitled, Cunt.
I have told Her that She is that exactly, before, and got slapped but good.
Though I already knew it was going to happen, while in FL, beforehand, since she told Me to bring, (My Dipshit looking), Golf Outfit.
Fucking Golf Mini Skirt and Nike Tank top, with the Fucking Golf Saddle Shoes !!
I Fucking hate Golf, and She knows that, and She does it to Me on purpose.
So, on and on it went like that for 3 Days.
Jesus, am I to be trained and corrected for the rest of My life !!
Just Fucking Shoot Me now !!
This is Me looking Super Excited standing next to My new Auto, (not really, looking that excited).
“Amélie, go stand By Your Car”
“Yes Ma’am”
Not that Funny in reality.
Photo was shot by Lia, about 10:30 AM EST, in May 2023.
I am Trying to look Prim and Proper, I suppose, for being Fucking Trailer Trash.
Tattoos and all.
Look at My hands, I am seriously distressed.
It does show How short I am, since I had on flat Converse sneakers.
A Big Motherfucking Vehicle, if You have seen one on the Road.
Never thought I would have bought a Cadillac, ever.
I was excited later, when She, (The Auto), was at My home, and She was all mine.
I can with all of My Heart, Love Her.
Recently due to the Head Bitch at GM, (Mary Barra), finally GM is becoming Competitive and Pretty Cool.
At least it has running boards that come out electrically when You open the Door, Otherwise I would need a ladder !!
The photo was taken before it was to be Cleaned up and Prepped.
And then to be Shipped to My Home in Upstate NY, later on.
In that photo, I was watching Gisse Bullshitting with some poor Sap.
There was not a Fucking Rock anywhere, nearby, for Me to crawl under.
So I sucked it up, and tried My best not to be seen.
I even smoked a cigarette, while I waited, could have done with some Vodka also.
Jeez, I wonder why I drink Vodka all of the time, I think You can guess why !!
Another thing for Me to tell You about Lia.
Is that She drinks a Bottle of Tequila a Day, I drink a Bottle of Vodka a Day.
She goes for the expensive Shit, from about $ 75.00 to about $120.00 USD a bottle, I spend up to, about, $50.00 USD on Mine.
I have seen Her, sometimes, make Margaritas out of it, with some Grand Marnier mixed in.
Occasionally, She drinks Bourbon.
She gets totally silly, drinking and tells a lot of Dirty jokes, I just get sort of Mellow.
I get to laugh My Ass off, When I have Her do Karaoke.
Falling Down and Voice like a Fucking Screech Owl, or Grinding Wheel !!
I need that, My life is complicated enough !!
She is too Fucking Funny, I Love Her to Pieces !!
So, in conclusion
Driving this Cadillac Be*st is nice.
Last of, except next Year, of the ICE Escalades
The last one will have a Pillar to Pillar screen, like the Electric one.
I will wait to Buy the Electric one until it is the Second Year of production.
It will be made, Thank God, at the Hamtramck Facility in Detroit, Michigan.
One of Their best Assembly Lines of all, next to Bowling Green, Kentucky, Assembly Line, (Where the Corvette is made).
All of the Kinks will be worked out by then or most, and new exciting Shit will be added.
The link to the just released, critique of it, Video.
Fucking Cool as A Witches Teat.
Watch this Video to get one Fucking, Technical, Hardon.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/autos/news/the-new-escalade-is-here-and-it-s-all-electric/ar-AA1f6kD1?ocid=BingHp01&cvid=b2acf09064754c15bfd0d463908f588d&ei=49
And Fuck that Warning B.S., Just proceed.
I found it a Day ago, it is Microsoft News after all.
Mine has Super cold A/C and Ventilated and Cooled Seats, Front and the Middle seating area also have that.
A Typical American Overblown Vehicle, I know for a fact, that European Vehicles are not the same as these American, rolling, Barco Loungers (an American company that makes reclining seats).
Tons of Room for My Million and One Suitcases and Trunk.
And I also have an Automobile Temporary, closet rod, to hang up the clothes that I do not want to get wrinkled.
Flying Commercially, these Days, sucks, as all of You well know, and bringing a Suitcase or 2, sucks even more.
Gisse told Me that She has at least 2 more Years of Work for Me to do.
Whatever !!
I have adjusted My Mind to do exactly all of that, and more if necessary.
I am the Breadwinner for all !!
I hope to write some more soon.
Maybe about what I did here in Silver Spring, Maryland.
All of My Love,
Amélie
Since Yesterday I was telling You about What I do, and also, about My Girlfriend and Our relationship.
I figured I will tell You about the type of relationship that Gisse and I have now, (41 Years of Us being together).
So, now,
On to My purchasing My 2023 Cadillac Escalade ESV - V Series in Naples, FL, Story, for Your Enjoyment, or Not.
I know that most of You are probably not familiar with Entitled, Naples, FL.
Some of the Most expensive Homes in Florida are there (the Gulf of Mexico, side of the State).
The Cadillac Escalade That I wanted was available at that location.
It is really hard to find the exact Configuration that I wanted, Nationwide.
They are hard to find New, Period, and they get priced more than MSRP.
Crystal White Tricoat, with the Dark Auburn Interior, and all of the other Options available.
One was in located in Naples, FL, so I purchased it.
I flew Gisse and My Italian Girlfriend, Lia, “Shit for Brains”, down to FL, in My Plane, the Day Before Our appointment, at DeVoe Cadillac, Naples, FL.
And so, as per Usual, We had another Classic Gisse and Amélie, Typical Public Display of Our Abnormal Relationship, there.
The Trainer and Thoroughbred.
Christ, She is so Corrective of Me, everywhere.
Or, Mother and Daughter.
Gisse had put down part of the Cost as the Down Payment, and We went down to see it in Person, and for Me to drive it, and Finalize the Paperwork.
But first, Her comment about Me before We left for the appointment that day.
“Amélie, That is what You are going to wear?”
“And Your Fucking Sailor Tattoos on top of it, showing for all to see !!”
She always dresses to the Nines, now, and I look like Trailer trash next to Her.
I did have on My most expensive jewelry, for Christs sake, (did not count at all, I guess).
And I even work very hard staying in shape for My Work.
You know, it is not easy to do that, heading into Ancient Decrepitude.
She fits right in to Naples, FL, (lots of extreme wealth there).
I just wanted to be comfortable and be kind of casually dressed.
She paid for it totally in the end, and I Thanked Her, and it was put in My name as the Owner.
I did pay Her back later, (in about 1 month).
At Loan Shark Rates, 75% on top of the actual cost.
10% per Day there after, if late.
Cheaper than NYC though.
HaHaHa……….
So, when We sat down to start to sign Shit.
This is Exactly what She said to Me.
“Amélie, Sit up Straight”.
Fuck, what’s next, “Elbows off of the table”.
Or “Don’t Slouch, Stand up Straight”.
My stupid response to Her.
“Sorry”
So, We started the Endless Explanations and Signatures, that I had to endure in order to secure the vehicle.
Better than signing for a Mortgage, though.
Meanwhile My Girlfriend was walking around, and looking at things on the Inside and the Outside.
And munching on the Free Food there.
Lucky Her.
Halfway through, the Financial Person asked Gisse.
“Ms. Aarons, What kind of work do You do?”
“I own an Investment Firm, outside of NYC”
“Very Nice”
Then Me next.
“And What about Yourself, Ms. Moreau”
I could not help Myself at all, being a Dumb Shit at the moment, and a total Wise ass, So I said.
“I am an Ex-Professional, Porn Star”
He immediately became Bug-Eyed and His Jaw dropped to the floor.Gisse said to Me.
“Amélie, don’t be so Impudent”
And then said to Him.
“Sorry, Amélie is such a Spoiled Brat”
“That’s Okay”
In My Head.
"And So Who made Me into that, I Wonder ?"
Also in My Head.
"Can I go and Hide now, (like in the Coat, Fucking, Closet)"
So, I switched to Hebrew and said to Gisse.
“Thanks, a Fucking lot !!”
Her answer.
“No Problem, Sweetheart”
In My head.
“What a Fucking Cunt”
So, from that point on, I mostly Shut up and just Listened and Signed, the 8 Billion, Papers, necessary.
And that is Our typical relationship in Public.
We actually stayed in a pretty Neat, Hotel, in Florida, (The LaPlaya Golf and Beach Resort).
I have been there before and it was My choice.
Not the typical hotel for Her, like the Ritz-Carlton, etc.
But as I dreaded, I had to play Golf with the, Stuck-up, Socialite, Fucking, Entitled, Cunt.
I have told Her that She is that exactly, before, and got slapped but good.
Though I already knew it was going to happen, while in FL, beforehand, since she told Me to bring, (My Dipshit looking), Golf Outfit.
Fucking Golf Mini Skirt and Nike Tank top, with the Fucking Golf Saddle Shoes !!
I Fucking hate Golf, and She knows that, and She does it to Me on purpose.
So, on and on it went like that for 3 Days.
Jesus, am I to be trained and corrected for the rest of My life !!
Just Fucking Shoot Me now !!
This is Me looking Super Excited standing next to My new Auto, (not really, looking that excited).
“Amélie, go stand By Your Car”
“Yes Ma’am”
Not that Funny in reality.
Photo was shot by Lia, about 10:30 AM EST, in May 2023.
I am Trying to look Prim and Proper, I suppose, for being Fucking Trailer Trash.
Tattoos and all.
Look at My hands, I am seriously distressed.
It does show How short I am, since I had on flat Converse sneakers.
A Big Motherfucking Vehicle, if You have seen one on the Road.
Never thought I would have bought a Cadillac, ever.
I was excited later, when She, (The Auto), was at My home, and She was all mine.
I can with all of My Heart, Love Her.
Recently due to the Head Bitch at GM, (Mary Barra), finally GM is becoming Competitive and Pretty Cool.
At least it has running boards that come out electrically when You open the Door, Otherwise I would need a ladder !!
The photo was taken before it was to be Cleaned up and Prepped.
And then to be Shipped to My Home in Upstate NY, later on.
In that photo, I was watching Gisse Bullshitting with some poor Sap.
There was not a Fucking Rock anywhere, nearby, for Me to crawl under.
So I sucked it up, and tried My best not to be seen.
I even smoked a cigarette, while I waited, could have done with some Vodka also.
Jeez, I wonder why I drink Vodka all of the time, I think You can guess why !!
Another thing for Me to tell You about Lia.
Is that She drinks a Bottle of Tequila a Day, I drink a Bottle of Vodka a Day.
She goes for the expensive Shit, from about $ 75.00 to about $120.00 USD a bottle, I spend up to, about, $50.00 USD on Mine.
I have seen Her, sometimes, make Margaritas out of it, with some Grand Marnier mixed in.
Occasionally, She drinks Bourbon.
She gets totally silly, drinking and tells a lot of Dirty jokes, I just get sort of Mellow.
I get to laugh My Ass off, When I have Her do Karaoke.
Falling Down and Voice like a Fucking Screech Owl, or Grinding Wheel !!
I need that, My life is complicated enough !!
She is too Fucking Funny, I Love Her to Pieces !!
So, in conclusion
Driving this Cadillac Be*st is nice.
Last of, except next Year, of the ICE Escalades
The last one will have a Pillar to Pillar screen, like the Electric one.
I will wait to Buy the Electric one until it is the Second Year of production.
It will be made, Thank God, at the Hamtramck Facility in Detroit, Michigan.
One of Their best Assembly Lines of all, next to Bowling Green, Kentucky, Assembly Line, (Where the Corvette is made).
All of the Kinks will be worked out by then or most, and new exciting Shit will be added.
The link to the just released, critique of it, Video.
Fucking Cool as A Witches Teat.
Watch this Video to get one Fucking, Technical, Hardon.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/autos/news/the-new-escalade-is-here-and-it-s-all-electric/ar-AA1f6kD1?ocid=BingHp01&cvid=b2acf09064754c15bfd0d463908f588d&ei=49
And Fuck that Warning B.S., Just proceed.
I found it a Day ago, it is Microsoft News after all.
Mine has Super cold A/C and Ventilated and Cooled Seats, Front and the Middle seating area also have that.
A Typical American Overblown Vehicle, I know for a fact, that European Vehicles are not the same as these American, rolling, Barco Loungers (an American company that makes reclining seats).
Tons of Room for My Million and One Suitcases and Trunk.
And I also have an Automobile Temporary, closet rod, to hang up the clothes that I do not want to get wrinkled.
Flying Commercially, these Days, sucks, as all of You well know, and bringing a Suitcase or 2, sucks even more.
Gisse told Me that She has at least 2 more Years of Work for Me to do.
Whatever !!
I have adjusted My Mind to do exactly all of that, and more if necessary.
I am the Breadwinner for all !!
I hope to write some more soon.
Maybe about what I did here in Silver Spring, Maryland.
All of My Love,
Amélie
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