Today’s best pickup lines.
1.Hi man! How are you? What are you doing? I’m thinking about the weather. It would be nice if it's good this weekend. I would like to go for a long walk this weekend, somewhere in nature.
Do you like spending time outside? We could go for a walk together, maybe?!
2. I'm very much in the mood for a blowjob (insert name)! I want to feel your hard-on in de back of my throat and I want to suck it until you shoot your load.
You may choose if you want me to swallow or let al cum drip out of my mouth like a pornstar. You're the boss! I need to know though when you're willing to let me suck you. I really hope asap!
XXX
3. I'm WAITING for you in a HOT BUBBLE BATH!! Now, will you come here and give me that fully-loaded cock or will you just waste your time and money here!?
4. Are you into role playing, (insert name)? I love to be put on my nurse outfit and treat you like a patient of mine!
I'll take care of you and make 100% sure that you're feeling alright when I'm treating you.... Are you curious to find out what that means?
I also have a set of handcuffs (insert name), so you can play a cop and arrest me when I'm not treating you good enough....
You can do anything to me while I'm under arrest, and I can't go anywhere... What will you be doing with me then?
Hmm I can't stop fantasising (insert name), I hope you're available very soon...
5. It might seem like a hassle to have sex with a woman who can't use her legs but I know several positions that make this a walk in the park for you. I think you might be surprised at what's possible when you bone me ?
To be clear, this doesn't necessarily have to be a one-time thing. If you manage to impress me in bed -which I think you will- you can expect a proposal from me like that almost every week. My legs might be paralyzed but my pussy surely is not.
She might even be more sensitive than average because the slightest touch could make me scream ? Don't worry, you don't have to be seen with a paraplegic in central of town. If you want you can come to my place. Would be amazing if I could already see you this weekend!
6. Hi, Mr. nice guy, yes you (insert name), I did saw your profile and I knew I had to write you a message to tell you, you make me horny just by looking at you. I'm pretending your dick push hard into my wet pussy and I feel my wet drip down! Can we arrange something for real? Tomorrow?
7.
I have an idea (insert name)
We can use the rest of the day to do all kinds of silly horny things to each other.
I might look very clean and classy here in your mailbox but don't be mistaken I am very very dirty if you want me to be and I'm here for dirty sex.
We have the rest of the night so we can get naked, take a bath together and have our bodies slide over each other.
it would be so intimate and so exciting to do that with a hot stranger like you!!
I'm at home around 8.......
The door is open.
What do you think of my proposal?
Do you like spending time outside? We could go for a walk together, maybe?!
2. I'm very much in the mood for a blowjob (insert name)! I want to feel your hard-on in de back of my throat and I want to suck it until you shoot your load.
You may choose if you want me to swallow or let al cum drip out of my mouth like a pornstar. You're the boss! I need to know though when you're willing to let me suck you. I really hope asap!
XXX
3. I'm WAITING for you in a HOT BUBBLE BATH!! Now, will you come here and give me that fully-loaded cock or will you just waste your time and money here!?
4. Are you into role playing, (insert name)? I love to be put on my nurse outfit and treat you like a patient of mine!
I'll take care of you and make 100% sure that you're feeling alright when I'm treating you.... Are you curious to find out what that means?
I also have a set of handcuffs (insert name), so you can play a cop and arrest me when I'm not treating you good enough....
You can do anything to me while I'm under arrest, and I can't go anywhere... What will you be doing with me then?
Hmm I can't stop fantasising (insert name), I hope you're available very soon...
5. It might seem like a hassle to have sex with a woman who can't use her legs but I know several positions that make this a walk in the park for you. I think you might be surprised at what's possible when you bone me ?
To be clear, this doesn't necessarily have to be a one-time thing. If you manage to impress me in bed -which I think you will- you can expect a proposal from me like that almost every week. My legs might be paralyzed but my pussy surely is not.
She might even be more sensitive than average because the slightest touch could make me scream ? Don't worry, you don't have to be seen with a paraplegic in central of town. If you want you can come to my place. Would be amazing if I could already see you this weekend!
6. Hi, Mr. nice guy, yes you (insert name), I did saw your profile and I knew I had to write you a message to tell you, you make me horny just by looking at you. I'm pretending your dick push hard into my wet pussy and I feel my wet drip down! Can we arrange something for real? Tomorrow?
7.
I have an idea (insert name)
We can use the rest of the day to do all kinds of silly horny things to each other.
I might look very clean and classy here in your mailbox but don't be mistaken I am very very dirty if you want me to be and I'm here for dirty sex.
We have the rest of the night so we can get naked, take a bath together and have our bodies slide over each other.
it would be so intimate and so exciting to do that with a hot stranger like you!!
I'm at home around 8.......
The door is open.
What do you think of my proposal?
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