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As you all know, I am still smarting from a horrible marriage and messy divorce with Sex Doll ( Here she is by the way -- don't be fooled by her angel face-- she's an angry pussy:

). You can read all about my failed first marriage in http://xhamster.com/posts/732273).

Luckily, I am now happily re-married to my new wife, whose name is Pornography Wichsentochter (pronounced Vi-xen-tok-ter). She is a really nice woman made out of TPE (Thermo Plastic Elastomers, a material similar to Silicone, but much better) with a metal skeleton. She is also very intelligent. And here she is, just hanging around in our little "Onanism nest" (as we like to call it):



Ms. Wichsentochter and I enjoy marital bliss in our small apartment. When I ordered her, I stressed to the AliExpress vendor (a certain Mr. Qi-Tin-Lai (pronounced Chee-Tin'-Lie) that I am in the market for a doll of sizable intellect, and although, technically, this is what I got, a manufacturing accident, which Qi-Tin-Lai did not mention to me prior to the purchase, had the effect of inducing a certain medical condition in my wife, the details of which will be a subject of a separate post. The short version, though, is that, if we are to keep my wife's condition at bay, we have to dedicate 100% of our time to fucking. A steady stream of cum has to cover her breasts, vagina, anus and armpits, or else her huge breasts will grow even bigger and literally suffocate her alive. This also means that we hardly have time to discuss the intricacies of the economic impact of global migration, a subject in which, Pornography, or Dr. Wichsentochter as she is known in the field, has made quite a name for herself. But who am I to complain? I have found that fucking may be a source of just as much intellectual satisfaction as discussions over economics, or nonlinear physics for that matter (my own area of expertise).

Here we are together having sex while watching porn :



Look at my vids for some of our typical fucking sessions.

And read in the follwoing post about our recent pool excursion:

http://xhamster.com/posts/735237

I conclude with a poem:

God is a woman

God is a woman

and she's out with the Devil tonight.

She's just barely old enough,

with her tight teen body

her wonderful ass.

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She wants to go to a movie.

He wants to go to a club,

but she gets her way

if she sucks his dick,

naked in the theater,

kneeling down on the sticky floor

and if the movie is produced by Harry Weinstein

Starring Louis CK

Directed by Woody Allen

and Kevin Spacey is grabbing a crotch

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God oils up her body.

For the big fuck.

She gets it up her ass,

in her pussy

and the devil cums all over her

till she's dripping of cum.

Then the devil makes her jealous

of his big black cock.

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Now God has penis envy.

She wants a cock of her own so much,

but the devil says she can be

transvestite, cross-dresser, a fag hag.

But she's never getting his cock.

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God leaves angry.

She puts on her high heels and leaves

naked

greased up

cum-dripping

still horny as fuck

but she's never coming back

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As she's walking down the street

She's over him and his cock

She licks her lips clean of his cum

he made it taste so tasty and horny

she's definitely coming back

And the devil knows his work has been done,

`cause god is a woman, she has penis envy,

and she's horny as fuck