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Kate was standing in the kitchen cooking dinner. Her husband Paul was in the living room drinking a beer and watching the game. "Honey, you need to come in here and fix the fridge. The door is broke and if you don't fix it the food will go bad." Kate said. Paul yells back, "Who do I look like the GE man, I Don't think so." A little while later Kate says, "Honey, you need to fix the hall light, it's out." "Who do I look like an electrician, I don't think so, " Paul says. A few minutes later Kate says, "Honey, you need to fix the porch step before someone gets hurt on it… Διαβάστε περισσότερα

A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes in and he says, "I have to tell you something about your baby." The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's wrong with my baby doctor? What's wrong?" The doctor says, "Well, now, nothing's wrong, exactly, but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite." The woman is confused. "A hermaphrodite..... what's that?" The doctor replies, "Well, it means your baby has the.......er......features....of a male and a female." The woman turns pale. She says, "Oh MY GOD! you mean it has a penis..... AND a br… Διαβάστε περισσότερα

After picking her son up from school one day, the mother asks him what he did at school. The k** replies, "I had sex with my teacher." She gets so mad that when they get home, she orders him to go straight to his room. When the father returns home that evening, the mother angrily tells him the news of what their son had done. As the father hears the news, a huge grin spreads across his face. He walks to his son's room and asks him what happened at school, the son tells him, "I had sex with my teacher." The father tells the boy that he is so proud of him, and he is going to reward him with… Διαβάστε περισσότερα