Finding a JO Bud

I am contacted by the wife of a 60ish couple on Adult Friend Finder. My profile there makes it clear that although I list myself as straight my main interest is masturbating with other mature men and women. The wife says that her husband is retired but she still works part time and that it is kind of an open secret between them that when she goes to work he spends most of the day masturbating to porn. Lately she has discovered that he spends much of that time chatting with men and watching them masturbate although he insists that he is not gay and only likes watching men masturbate sometimes.

At first this surprised her but but also discovers that it doesn't really upset her and it even turns her on thinking about it. She decides to explore this by contacting me to see if I would like to be introduced to him as a fellow compulsive masturbator. I find this idea very interesting as I have long fantasized about having a mature solosexual JO bud but have never found anyone with a similar interest willing to explore it.

So one Saturday morning she has me come by their house and to my surprise she has not told him about me. She just tells him that I am a friend that she wants to introduce to him. He seems a little put off with her but he is friendly to me. She then tells him that he and I have something in common, that both of us love to masturbate. He is immediately flustered and protests meekly that she is out-of-bounds and should have informed him before inviting me to their house.

But she persisted. She asks us directly if we love to masturbate and we both hem and haw and basically say "well doesn't everybody?" She then says that not everybody masturbates for at least 2 or 3 hours a day while watching porn and she makes both of us admit that we sometimes we both spend all day masturbating. She makes him admit that he does and I admit this too and my penis begins to throb in my pants when I say it. And then she says that she knows that both of us love to watch other men masturbate and she makes us both admit that out loud too.

She then gets up and says. "OK, well I just wanted to introduce you two because you seem to share a favorite hobby, You are both compulsive penis monkeys. I am going shopping now and if you want to discuss your favorite hobby it is up to you. If not that is up to you also. Have fun, I will be back in a few hours"

She leaves and I am having limited success in hiding my boner but I notice him looking . But we are both nervous and we chat about sports and the news for awhile. But then he says " Hey, Im straight and not a perv, I don't want her to leave the wrong impression, I'm not into little girls or anal weird stuff or anything, OK?" I say yes, me too, I agree, I'm straight and just like to jack off like any normal guy. He seems to relax a little then asks "so you stroke every day?" and I say yep, I just really love to masturbate and edge. It makes me throb when I say that out loud.

He grunts, "yeah me too. Ya know this is kinda weird, I've never talked with a guy about jackin off before. But I gotta admit it's kinda interesting to meet someone else who is also really into it." I can see he has is getting a boner now. " I mean hell, I probably masturbate twice as much as she thinks I do. Since I retired I found I just really love to play with my penis like a dirty old man, Ha! Penis monkey, she got that right."

Cool I say, I love hearing another old fart say that. I admit I'm a penis monkey too LOL.

He says Well hell, this has given me a boner and it's my usual stroke time. I'm gonna haveta masturbate. You are welcome to stick around if you want but if not thats cool."

Hey I'd love to stroke with you I say as I squeeze my penis. Great, he says, lets go to my office where we can watch some porn.... His "office" is a bate den not unlike my own; a desk with two large computer screens, and office chair and a couch. While he starts up the computer I can't wait anymore, I push down my pants, sit down and frig my throbbing penis. Wow, he says, very nice, my kind of penis masturbator. He pushes down his jeans and exposes a throbbing fat curved penis. Very nice. We sit on the couch next to each other and watch each other edge penis...