Profil

Porn That beautiful thing that both unites and alienates us. That genre of entertainment that can define us in ways we will never talk about in civilized company.

What is porn? To some it is eyecandy, to others an escape from the realities of their lackluster sex life with a partner they can't stand. And for others it's a salve to ease the painful reality of their hoplessly lonely exsistance (Whoot!)

However, for the privaleged few, it's a job. A world where total strangers objectify you while you simulate fornications with a total stranger while contorting in painful and unrealistic positions. All so a society of awkard males can rut into their hands like the neighbor's on my left leg (I hate that dog).

But that doesn't mean I can't tear it appart in five seconds! WHOOT! The Jadded Porn Critic that is Zamboniman is BACK!*

*technically I never left, I just felt it was time to update my profile