Talking porn vids #1-- The crying pussy

Being a connoisseur of sorts of all kinds of porn, I thought I might use this space to give special shout-outs and extra discussion to certain videos that I find to be exceptional in one way or another.

I'll lead off here with what is probably my favorite video right now, maybe my fave of all time. I call her the Girl with the Crying Pussy, because it's all puffy and wet and red just like someone's eyes get in the middle of a crying jag. But her pussy's not sad-- it's just crying for attention. Check it out:




Did you have to clean up afterwards? I do every time I watch it, have to be careful when I trot this one out.

But what is it about this scene that makes it so amazing? Sure the girl is pretty enough, although we don't see much of her other than her snatch. She has a nicely toned little body, too.

But that pussy of hers. Jesus. I've never seen anything like it. How engorged it is, how slick all over. You can see that white fluid come creeping out of her vaginal canal as she gets going. The fuckin' thing looks like it's actually quivering, vibrating, a few times in there. It's some magical anatomy, that's for sure, as impressive and inflaming in its way as any body part I've ever seen. Show me that pussy in a vacuum, with no clue as to who it's attached to, and I'd still want to put my mouth on it and my dick in it. If they could replicate that thing in some kind of a toy I'd buy that motherfucker in a hot second and plow it day and night. Just maybe the best looking, most enticing pussy ever, is what I am saying about this girl's kitty.

But a stunningly beautiful pussy in and of itself isn't quite enough to achieve legendary status. The thing that puts this one past the rest for me is our little friend's evident enthusiasm for what she's doing. She knows the camera is there, gives us some eye contact from time to time, but what she's really focused on is her snatch and what that vibrator is doing to it. We can see that she's not self-conscious, she's too absorbed in her masturbation to worry about who will see. She's not afraid to experiment with different techniques, and we get to see the gratifying expression on her face when something works really well. And of course she makes nice sounds, not the businesslike, fake grunts we hear everywhere but real moans, ones she isn't trying to make but can't help making either.

She's a bit furtive about it, but also approaches pleasing herself with commitment and abandon. I'm of the opinion that any young lady so well-equipped as she is, with such a thorough knowledge of herself and the shape and boundaries of her pleasure, a young lady like that will make someone a wonderful partner. I know I sure would love to try. So to you, mystery girl with the magical crying pussy, I salute you. Watching you masturbate is one of the most wonderful things I may have ever seen and thank you for sharing that for the rest of us. God bless you, honey, lol.