What are you guys playing? I’m supposed to be sucking dick but this one pornstar keeps fucking my ass. Is it TheLegend27?! Yeah, TheLegend27. Who is the legend 27?
Some say TheLegend27 is the first pornstar ever. Born from cum. I heard, TheLegend27 can squirt farther than a catapult. I heard TheLegend27 once sucked an entire army with a single blow. But the worst part is, just when you think you’re safe, just when you think you might escape… WHAM!!! Just like that! What? No, no no no, no no no!
That’s impossible! “TheLegend27” came in my ass! Mine too! Aw you guys, I’m sure it’s not that bad. You have no idea what just happened. I might have some idea.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?. Its a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice him in his . Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
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