My News 11.30.2023
“Good Afternoon Class”
“Good Afternoon Ms. Moreau”
“Today I have a Topic that is a little lighter than My Previous Ones”
“The History, Controversies and the Economics of The National Football league”
“My Team, The NY Jets, Suck as expected”
“Sigh”
“I was told that My Holiday Picture may perk up their spirits”
Eliminado
“With that out of the Way”
“I know what’s coming next”
In My Head,
“!@#$%^&** Little Monsters !!”
“So, Rod, what is Your Joke Today?”
“Ms. Moreau”
“What’s the difference between a Jets fan and a B*by?”
“Go ahead Rod”
“The B*by will stop whining after a while”
“Thank You for reminding Me !”
“Or could it be that Aaron Rodgers injured Himself in the 1st game of the Year, in 1 minute 34 Seconds, on the first 4 Downs”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Peter”
“Why do Jets fans always carry a map?”
“Why ?”
“Because they can’t find their way into the end zone!”
"Not True, They always can"
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Mr. Wang”
“How do you know someone is a Giants fan?”
“Pray tell”
“Don’t worry, they’ll let you know, especially if it’s 2011 again!”
“Well at least it is not a Jets joke again”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Dick”
“Why is it always warmer after a football game?”
“Go ahead”
“Because all of the fans have left
“Where did You get that joke from, !@#$%^& Readers Digest ?”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Willy”
“What do you call 20 Vikings fans in the basement?”
“I can’t wait for the answer”
“A Whine Cellar”
“HaHaHa……”
“Not Really”
“OK in order to save some time for Our lesson Today”
“It’s My turn”
“Sammy was your less than average NFL player”
“He always managed to land on a roster, but in 13 years had never felt the glory of playing on Sunday”
“Every game he'd put on his gear, smear his cheeks with eye-black, don his helmet and rush onto the field with his teammates”
“But play after play, game after game, year after year, he never saw any action”
“One Sunday morning near the end of his lackluster career, Sammy was feeling pretty lousy”
"Cathy, he asked his wife, would you do me a favor?”
“Dress up in my uniform, smear your face, put on my helmet and ride the pine for me today”
“Nobody will know, and I'm headed for the deer woods"
“Cathy reluctantly agreed, and sure enough no one knew Sammy wasn't there”
“The first three quarters of the game were uneventful, but in the fourth quarter Sammy's team suffered a rash of serious injuries”
“With no one left on the bench, the coach yelled,”
"Sammy, get in there!"
“Trembling, Cathy ran onto the field, crouched down at the line of scrimmage and was knocked cold just after the ball was snapped”
“When she came to, the coach had a handful of tit in one hand and was vigorously massaging her pussy with the other”
"Don't worry, Sammy" he said nervously”
"Once we get your balls back in place, your Dick will pop right up!"
“Now that is out of the Way”
“Let Me begin”
“The History, Controversies and the Economics of The National Football league”
“The National Football League is one of the world’s biggest and most successful sports leagues”
“It has origins dating back to 1920 when it was known as the American Professional Football Association”
“The league has gone through many changes over the years but has continued to thrive and grow”
“Today, NFL games are some of the most watched broadcasts in America”
“But how did it all begin?”
“Let’s look at the NFL’s history and how it became such a powerhouse organization”
“ The NFL’s Foundation & Creation”
“In 1920, a group of 13 men founded the National Football League with the goal of creating a professional American football league”
“The NFL’s first president was Jim Thorpe, a celebrated athlete who had won two gold medals in the 1912 Olympic Games”
“Other notable founding members included George Halas, who would go on to become one of the most successful coaches in NFL history”
“And Curly Lambeau, who would establish the Green Bay Packers as one of the league’s premier teams”
“The Green Bay Packers Stadium is named after Him”
“In its early years, the NFL faced stiff competition from another professional football league, the American Football League”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Mr. Johnson”
“Speaking of Stiff Competition”
“Are You classed as a Wide Receiver or a Tight End ?”
“Both”
“Moving on”
“However, the two leagues eventually merged in 1970, solidifying the NFL’s position as America’s preeminent professional football league”
“The First NFL Games”
“The National Football League (NFL) was founded in 1920, and the first official game was played between the Rock Island Independents and the St. Paul Ideals on October 3, 1920”
“Interestingly, The 1920 Decatur Staley’s, eventually became the Chicago Bears”
“Since then, the NFL has undergone several changes, both in terms of rule changes and the structure of the league itself”
“The early games were quite different from today’s games”
“For one thing, there were only eleven players on each side, as opposed to today’s standard of twenty-two”
“In addition, the field was much smaller, and there were no yard markers or end zones”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes John”
“Do You have a clearly marked End Zone”
“What do You Think”
Class Snickers
“So, The game was also played at a much slower pace, with fewer plays and less overall action”
“However, the basic principles of the game were the same, including the NFL odds & lines”
“And the early NFL games laid the groundwork for the sport as we know it today”
“The NFL’s Evolution”
“The National Football League has come a long way since its humble beginnings in the early 1900s”
“Initially, the league was quite small, consisting of just a handful of teams”
“Over time, however, the NFL has grown exponentially, and it now includes 32 teams from all across the United States”
“The game itself has also evolved considerably over the years”
“In the early days of the NFL, there were few rules, and players were often injured”
“Today, however, the game is much safer, thanks to a variety of rule changes that have been made to protect players”
“The NFL has also become increasingly popular in recent years due largely to its exciting and suspenseful games”
“As the league continues to grow, it is likely that even more changes will be made in order to keep the game safe and enjoyable for all”
“The NFL’s Controversies”
“Controversies throughout its history have plagued the National Football League, NFL”
“Perhaps the most well-known scandal involved the use of performance enhancing dr*gs’ PEDs, which came to light in the early 2000s”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Spurt”
“Do You have to use PEDs ?”
“Not at all, I am a natural”
“So, several high profile players were suspended and fined for using banned substances, and the NFL was accused of turning a blind eye to the issue”
“In response, the league implemented stricter testing procedures and penalties for violators”
“More recently, the NFL has been embroiled in a controversy over player safety, specifically concussions and other head injuries”
“Probably that happened to Rod and the explanation of why He is a Moron”
Class breaks out Laughing
“Moving on, Critics have accused the league of downplaying the risks associated with playing football, and some have even called for the sport to be banned altogether”
“The NFL has responded by introducing new rules designed to reduce the number of collisions, as well as enhanced protocols for diagnosing and treating concussions”
“Despite these controversies, the NFL remains one of America’s most popular sports leagues”
“The NFL’s Significant Moments in History”
“Football is a sport with a long and storied history”
“Over the years, there have been many incredible moments that have captivated fans and shaped the league”
“Here are three of the most significant moments in NFL history”
“First, there is the Immaculate Reception”
“This iconic play happened in 1972 during a playoff game between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Oakland Raiders”
“With the game tied and just seconds left on the clock, Pittsburgh quarterback Terry Bradshaw threw a desperate pass toward the end zone”
“An Oakland defender deflected the ball, but it was caught by Steelers running back Franco Harris”
“Who then ran it into the end zone for the winning touchdown”
“The Immaculate Reception is often considered to be one of the most miraculous plays in NFL history”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Dick”
“Have You ever had the Immaculate Reception ?”
“Many times in My life and even with Catholics”
“To start again”
“Secondly, there is the “Sea of Hands” catch”
“This came during a playoff game between the Miami Dolphins and the Oakland Raiders in 1974”
“With the score tied at 14 in the final minutes, Dolphins quarterback Bob Griese threw a pass into heavy traffic in the end zone”
“Miraculously, it was caught by wide receiver Clarence Davis for the winning touchdown”
“The catch became known as the Sea of Hands, because of how many Raiders defenders were around Davis when he made it”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Daisy”
“Have You had a Sea of Hands as a Wide Receiver ?”
“Only with Ten Men or more”
“So, Finally, there is Super Bowl XLII, which is widely regarded as one of the greatest upsets in sports history”
“In this 2008 game, the underdog New York Giants defeated the heavily favored New England Patriots by a score of 17-14”
“The Patriots were chasing an undefeated season and had been dominant throughout the playoffs”
“But the Giants pulled off one of the biggest upsets in NFL history to win their first Super Bowl since 1991”
“Goddamn Giants, Jets could never do that !!”
“These are just three of the many moments that have made NFL history so special”
“Next, The NFL vs. Other Sports from Around the World”
“The NFL is the most popular professional sports league in the United States, with a fan base of millions of Americans”
“However, it is not the only professional football league in the world”
“In fact, there are dozens of professional football leagues around the world, from Europe to Asia to South America”
“While the NFL may be the most popular and well-known football league, it is not necessarily the best”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Mr. Poke”
“Are You well Known and Popular ?”
“Possibly”
“Now, In terms of quality of play, the NFL is widely considered to be on par with other top professional football leagues, such as the English Premier League and the Spanish La Liga”
“However, when it comes to player salaries and overall revenue, the NFL dwarfs other leagues”
“For example, in 2020, the average NFL player’s salary was $2.7 million, while the average Premier League player’s salary was just $1.8 million”
“Similarly, the NFL generated $14 billion in revenue in 2020, while the Premier League generated $6.8 billion during the same period”
“This discrepancy is largely due to the fact that football is by far the most popular sport in the United States, while it is just one of many popular sports in Europe and elsewhere”
“As a result, the NFL has been able to generate significantly more revenue than any other professional football league in the world”
“So, in Conclusion”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Wang”
“Thank God and a Shout Out to Jesus”
“Wang, !@#$ off”
“Accordingly,The NFL is one of the world’s most popular professional sports leagues, with a rich history full of iconic moments”
“While it may not be the best football league in the world in terms of quality of play, it is far and away the most successful in terms of revenue”
“This is due to the fact that football is by far the most popular sport in the United States”
“Giving the NFL a huge advantage over other professional football leagues around the world”
“The NFL changed the sporting economy as well as the general entertainment industry in a way that cannot be understated”
“The company generates over a billion dollars annually, not exclusively from ticket sales but due to a system of business methods”
“Because each event can cost over 200 million dollars, it is essential for the company to turn a profit”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Dick”
“Do You turn a profit”
“Only My Accountant knows for sure”
“So, This is done through television broadcasting, fantasy football, partnerships, merchandise sales, and a myriad of other business incentives”
“All these factors affect society from an economic standpoint”
“Due to the expansion of the NFL into most media and even non sport product sales”
“They have been seen by most people living in America”
“Even non fans are subjected to NFL related content while fans are encouraged to spend on their interests and favorite teams”
“The process also results in more infrastructure building and the creation of jobs”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Rod”
“Why did the quarterback open a bakery?”
“Why”
“Too many turnovers!
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Peter”
“What does NFL football and the Bachelor have in common?”
“Go on”
“Both involve a bunch of people fighting over some Balls and a Ring”
“Alright You bunch of !@#$%^& Clowns”
“One last Football Joke from Me, before Class ends”
“An old man and his wife have gone to bed”
“After laying there a few minutes”
“The old man farts and says”
“Seven Points”
“His wife rolls over and says,”
“What in the world was that?”
“The old man replied,”
“It’s fart football!”
“A few minutes later, the wife lets one go and says,”
“Touchdown, tie score!”
“After about five minutes the old man farts again and says,”
“Touchdown, I’m ahead 14 to 7!”
“Not to be out done, the wife rips another one and says,”
“Touchdown, tie score!”
“Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says,”
“Field goal, I lead 17 to 14!”
“Now the pressure’s on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail”
“Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable”
“He gives it everything he has but instead of farting he poops the bed”
“The wife looks and says,”
“What the heck was that?”
“The old man replied,”
“Half-time, switch sides!”
Class erupts in laughter
BRNNG, BRNNG
“Alright Class that is the end of Class for Today”
“Enjoy Thursday Night Football”
“After Detention of course”
“Now get the, !@#$ out of My sight !!”
“Class dismissed”
In My head
"FUCK, I need a Case of Beer, right now"
“Good Afternoon Ms. Moreau”
“Today I have a Topic that is a little lighter than My Previous Ones”
“The History, Controversies and the Economics of The National Football league”
“My Team, The NY Jets, Suck as expected”
“Sigh”
“I was told that My Holiday Picture may perk up their spirits”
Eliminado
“With that out of the Way”
“I know what’s coming next”
In My Head,
“!@#$%^&** Little Monsters !!”
“So, Rod, what is Your Joke Today?”
“Ms. Moreau”
“What’s the difference between a Jets fan and a B*by?”
“Go ahead Rod”
“The B*by will stop whining after a while”
“Thank You for reminding Me !”
“Or could it be that Aaron Rodgers injured Himself in the 1st game of the Year, in 1 minute 34 Seconds, on the first 4 Downs”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Peter”
“Why do Jets fans always carry a map?”
“Why ?”
“Because they can’t find their way into the end zone!”
"Not True, They always can"
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Mr. Wang”
“How do you know someone is a Giants fan?”
“Pray tell”
“Don’t worry, they’ll let you know, especially if it’s 2011 again!”
“Well at least it is not a Jets joke again”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Dick”
“Why is it always warmer after a football game?”
“Go ahead”
“Because all of the fans have left
“Where did You get that joke from, !@#$%^& Readers Digest ?”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Willy”
“What do you call 20 Vikings fans in the basement?”
“I can’t wait for the answer”
“A Whine Cellar”
“HaHaHa……”
“Not Really”
“OK in order to save some time for Our lesson Today”
“It’s My turn”
“Sammy was your less than average NFL player”
“He always managed to land on a roster, but in 13 years had never felt the glory of playing on Sunday”
“Every game he'd put on his gear, smear his cheeks with eye-black, don his helmet and rush onto the field with his teammates”
“But play after play, game after game, year after year, he never saw any action”
“One Sunday morning near the end of his lackluster career, Sammy was feeling pretty lousy”
"Cathy, he asked his wife, would you do me a favor?”
“Dress up in my uniform, smear your face, put on my helmet and ride the pine for me today”
“Nobody will know, and I'm headed for the deer woods"
“Cathy reluctantly agreed, and sure enough no one knew Sammy wasn't there”
“The first three quarters of the game were uneventful, but in the fourth quarter Sammy's team suffered a rash of serious injuries”
“With no one left on the bench, the coach yelled,”
"Sammy, get in there!"
“Trembling, Cathy ran onto the field, crouched down at the line of scrimmage and was knocked cold just after the ball was snapped”
“When she came to, the coach had a handful of tit in one hand and was vigorously massaging her pussy with the other”
"Don't worry, Sammy" he said nervously”
"Once we get your balls back in place, your Dick will pop right up!"
“Now that is out of the Way”
“Let Me begin”
“The History, Controversies and the Economics of The National Football league”
“The National Football League is one of the world’s biggest and most successful sports leagues”
“It has origins dating back to 1920 when it was known as the American Professional Football Association”
“The league has gone through many changes over the years but has continued to thrive and grow”
“Today, NFL games are some of the most watched broadcasts in America”
“But how did it all begin?”
“Let’s look at the NFL’s history and how it became such a powerhouse organization”
“ The NFL’s Foundation & Creation”
“In 1920, a group of 13 men founded the National Football League with the goal of creating a professional American football league”
“The NFL’s first president was Jim Thorpe, a celebrated athlete who had won two gold medals in the 1912 Olympic Games”
“Other notable founding members included George Halas, who would go on to become one of the most successful coaches in NFL history”
“And Curly Lambeau, who would establish the Green Bay Packers as one of the league’s premier teams”
“The Green Bay Packers Stadium is named after Him”
“In its early years, the NFL faced stiff competition from another professional football league, the American Football League”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Mr. Johnson”
“Speaking of Stiff Competition”
“Are You classed as a Wide Receiver or a Tight End ?”
“Both”
“Moving on”
“However, the two leagues eventually merged in 1970, solidifying the NFL’s position as America’s preeminent professional football league”
“The First NFL Games”
“The National Football League (NFL) was founded in 1920, and the first official game was played between the Rock Island Independents and the St. Paul Ideals on October 3, 1920”
“Interestingly, The 1920 Decatur Staley’s, eventually became the Chicago Bears”
“Since then, the NFL has undergone several changes, both in terms of rule changes and the structure of the league itself”
“The early games were quite different from today’s games”
“For one thing, there were only eleven players on each side, as opposed to today’s standard of twenty-two”
“In addition, the field was much smaller, and there were no yard markers or end zones”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes John”
“Do You have a clearly marked End Zone”
“What do You Think”
Class Snickers
“So, The game was also played at a much slower pace, with fewer plays and less overall action”
“However, the basic principles of the game were the same, including the NFL odds & lines”
“And the early NFL games laid the groundwork for the sport as we know it today”
“The NFL’s Evolution”
“The National Football League has come a long way since its humble beginnings in the early 1900s”
“Initially, the league was quite small, consisting of just a handful of teams”
“Over time, however, the NFL has grown exponentially, and it now includes 32 teams from all across the United States”
“The game itself has also evolved considerably over the years”
“In the early days of the NFL, there were few rules, and players were often injured”
“Today, however, the game is much safer, thanks to a variety of rule changes that have been made to protect players”
“The NFL has also become increasingly popular in recent years due largely to its exciting and suspenseful games”
“As the league continues to grow, it is likely that even more changes will be made in order to keep the game safe and enjoyable for all”
“The NFL’s Controversies”
“Controversies throughout its history have plagued the National Football League, NFL”
“Perhaps the most well-known scandal involved the use of performance enhancing dr*gs’ PEDs, which came to light in the early 2000s”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Spurt”
“Do You have to use PEDs ?”
“Not at all, I am a natural”
“So, several high profile players were suspended and fined for using banned substances, and the NFL was accused of turning a blind eye to the issue”
“In response, the league implemented stricter testing procedures and penalties for violators”
“More recently, the NFL has been embroiled in a controversy over player safety, specifically concussions and other head injuries”
“Probably that happened to Rod and the explanation of why He is a Moron”
Class breaks out Laughing
“Moving on, Critics have accused the league of downplaying the risks associated with playing football, and some have even called for the sport to be banned altogether”
“The NFL has responded by introducing new rules designed to reduce the number of collisions, as well as enhanced protocols for diagnosing and treating concussions”
“Despite these controversies, the NFL remains one of America’s most popular sports leagues”
“The NFL’s Significant Moments in History”
“Football is a sport with a long and storied history”
“Over the years, there have been many incredible moments that have captivated fans and shaped the league”
“Here are three of the most significant moments in NFL history”
“First, there is the Immaculate Reception”
“This iconic play happened in 1972 during a playoff game between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Oakland Raiders”
“With the game tied and just seconds left on the clock, Pittsburgh quarterback Terry Bradshaw threw a desperate pass toward the end zone”
“An Oakland defender deflected the ball, but it was caught by Steelers running back Franco Harris”
“Who then ran it into the end zone for the winning touchdown”
“The Immaculate Reception is often considered to be one of the most miraculous plays in NFL history”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Dick”
“Have You ever had the Immaculate Reception ?”
“Many times in My life and even with Catholics”
“To start again”
“Secondly, there is the “Sea of Hands” catch”
“This came during a playoff game between the Miami Dolphins and the Oakland Raiders in 1974”
“With the score tied at 14 in the final minutes, Dolphins quarterback Bob Griese threw a pass into heavy traffic in the end zone”
“Miraculously, it was caught by wide receiver Clarence Davis for the winning touchdown”
“The catch became known as the Sea of Hands, because of how many Raiders defenders were around Davis when he made it”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Daisy”
“Have You had a Sea of Hands as a Wide Receiver ?”
“Only with Ten Men or more”
“So, Finally, there is Super Bowl XLII, which is widely regarded as one of the greatest upsets in sports history”
“In this 2008 game, the underdog New York Giants defeated the heavily favored New England Patriots by a score of 17-14”
“The Patriots were chasing an undefeated season and had been dominant throughout the playoffs”
“But the Giants pulled off one of the biggest upsets in NFL history to win their first Super Bowl since 1991”
“Goddamn Giants, Jets could never do that !!”
“These are just three of the many moments that have made NFL history so special”
“Next, The NFL vs. Other Sports from Around the World”
“The NFL is the most popular professional sports league in the United States, with a fan base of millions of Americans”
“However, it is not the only professional football league in the world”
“In fact, there are dozens of professional football leagues around the world, from Europe to Asia to South America”
“While the NFL may be the most popular and well-known football league, it is not necessarily the best”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Mr. Poke”
“Are You well Known and Popular ?”
“Possibly”
“Now, In terms of quality of play, the NFL is widely considered to be on par with other top professional football leagues, such as the English Premier League and the Spanish La Liga”
“However, when it comes to player salaries and overall revenue, the NFL dwarfs other leagues”
“For example, in 2020, the average NFL player’s salary was $2.7 million, while the average Premier League player’s salary was just $1.8 million”
“Similarly, the NFL generated $14 billion in revenue in 2020, while the Premier League generated $6.8 billion during the same period”
“This discrepancy is largely due to the fact that football is by far the most popular sport in the United States, while it is just one of many popular sports in Europe and elsewhere”
“As a result, the NFL has been able to generate significantly more revenue than any other professional football league in the world”
“So, in Conclusion”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Wang”
“Thank God and a Shout Out to Jesus”
“Wang, !@#$ off”
“Accordingly,The NFL is one of the world’s most popular professional sports leagues, with a rich history full of iconic moments”
“While it may not be the best football league in the world in terms of quality of play, it is far and away the most successful in terms of revenue”
“This is due to the fact that football is by far the most popular sport in the United States”
“Giving the NFL a huge advantage over other professional football leagues around the world”
“The NFL changed the sporting economy as well as the general entertainment industry in a way that cannot be understated”
“The company generates over a billion dollars annually, not exclusively from ticket sales but due to a system of business methods”
“Because each event can cost over 200 million dollars, it is essential for the company to turn a profit”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Dick”
“Do You turn a profit”
“Only My Accountant knows for sure”
“So, This is done through television broadcasting, fantasy football, partnerships, merchandise sales, and a myriad of other business incentives”
“All these factors affect society from an economic standpoint”
“Due to the expansion of the NFL into most media and even non sport product sales”
“They have been seen by most people living in America”
“Even non fans are subjected to NFL related content while fans are encouraged to spend on their interests and favorite teams”
“The process also results in more infrastructure building and the creation of jobs”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Rod”
“Why did the quarterback open a bakery?”
“Why”
“Too many turnovers!
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Peter”
“What does NFL football and the Bachelor have in common?”
“Go on”
“Both involve a bunch of people fighting over some Balls and a Ring”
“Alright You bunch of !@#$%^& Clowns”
“One last Football Joke from Me, before Class ends”
“An old man and his wife have gone to bed”
“After laying there a few minutes”
“The old man farts and says”
“Seven Points”
“His wife rolls over and says,”
“What in the world was that?”
“The old man replied,”
“It’s fart football!”
“A few minutes later, the wife lets one go and says,”
“Touchdown, tie score!”
“After about five minutes the old man farts again and says,”
“Touchdown, I’m ahead 14 to 7!”
“Not to be out done, the wife rips another one and says,”
“Touchdown, tie score!”
“Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says,”
“Field goal, I lead 17 to 14!”
“Now the pressure’s on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail”
“Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable”
“He gives it everything he has but instead of farting he poops the bed”
“The wife looks and says,”
“What the heck was that?”
“The old man replied,”
“Half-time, switch sides!”
Class erupts in laughter
BRNNG, BRNNG
“Alright Class that is the end of Class for Today”
“Enjoy Thursday Night Football”
“After Detention of course”
“Now get the, !@#$ out of My sight !!”
“Class dismissed”
In My head
"FUCK, I need a Case of Beer, right now"
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