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In so many years of watching porn I have realized there are some unwritten rules most producers comply with:

- May she fuck or blow as good as anyone could imagine: In the end the man has to serve himself for cumming

- In Japanese porn the girls have to cry like babies and spit the cum in her hand at the end

- In photo galleries the pussy closeup hast to be out of focus or otherwise unsharp

-in granny photo galleries: The older the granny, the smaller the picture files and/or the lousier the photo quality

- tattoos and piercings always come together with artificial fingernails

- "amateur" does not mean the actors got no money, it means poor quality camerawork

- in english blowjob porn the guy MUST say: "Suck that dick/cock!"
... and as he cums he has to say "Shit!"

- aussie girls got dirty finger nails

- the super bbw and the super skinny don´t show pussy