نبذة

LOVING MY LIFE....

I'm pretty well over the mid life crisis stage now.....I guess I just never learn lessons.

I'm a typical male, into .(Trucks, Motorbikes, Football, the usual stuff..(Especially the Bikes)..... you know the script. ..though had to give the bikes up....the last big off really really hurt

I think its important as friends to have something in common......I'm straight, but I understand it's a big world, with plenty of room for all of us, with equal amounts of respect to go round.

HOWEVER

IF YOU FIND IT A MASSIVE TURN ON TO BE TIED UP AND TO DANGLE YOUR BALLS OVER A MEAT GRINDER WHILE A ONE EYED, CIGAR SMOKING MIDGET LADY, WITH A FETISH FOR SMASHING IN YOUR BACK DOORS WITH A DILDO THE SIZE OF A BASEBALL BAT, ALL THE WHILE CALLING YOU NASTY NAMES, AND LAUGHING AT THE SIZE OF YOUR MEAT AND TWO VEG, WHILE EAGERLY BURNING YOUR NIPPLES WITH A BLOW TORCH....TO BE PERFECTLY HONEST....I DONT THINK WERE SINGING OFF THE SAME HYMN SHEET.

If I had the chance to pick my ideal woman she would look something like Robin Ryder, or Cathy Barry..... mature, confident, self assured,..etc...I think mature women have more confidence and experience of life, and that to me makes a difference....... And I am also savvy enough to know that if they picked there ideal man..he would look nothing like me.

A COUPLE MORE THINGS.............

My avtar shows a guy with a traffic cone stuck up his arse while riding a motorbike...
Now thats what I call making an effort!
SO IN THAT CASE.......
NO PICS, NO FAVs, NO AVTAR, OR NO CONTENT.............then I'm sorry.......... NO FRIENDS........I DONT A GIVE A FUCK IF YOUR UPTIGHT, ISREALITE, AMAPHRODITE, OR FANNY BY FUCKIN GAS LIGHT, NO CONTENT, NO FRIENDS.

AFTER GIVING IT 7.5 SECONDS OF THOUGHT, I HAVE DECIDED THAT IF WE, AS "FRIENDS", HAVE NOT COMMENTED, MESSAGED OR TAKEN ANY INTEREST IN THE CONTENT OF OUR RESPECTIVE PROFILE'S, THEN WERE JUST BASICALLY CLOGING UP THE SYSTEM.

YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF DROPPED FROM THE FRIEND LIST.

THIS IS THE POLITE WAY OF SAYING GOODBYE.......DONT TAKE IT PERSONAL, ITS ME , NOT YOU, WE CAN STILL BE FRIENDS,(not)

IF YOU CONTACT ME AND ASK ME TO REPOST PICS OF YOUR WIFE OR PARTNER ON HERE OR ON OTHER SITES...THE SIMPLE ANSWER IS NO....OR TO PUT IT ANOTHER WAY,,,FUCK OFF...How do I know your not trying to get one over on a former partner/wife who has found out your a creep and left your clothes and belongings in a bin bag on your door step and you fancy a bit of revenge....if thats the case...she was right ..your A FUCKIN CREEP.

PS
LEGAL BIT
WARNING...Disclaimer Warning...WARNING..

To any one from Sydney University, or any one likely to bug me or my friends...
Just PISS OFF now and leave me alone, my natural tendency is towards sarcasm, so I will tell you how much I like your brown nylon shirt..(NOT)..all the while laughing my cock off.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

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