About

Basically a right dirty slapper. Love heavy make-up, platinum blonde hair, cheap tacky bling, nasty see-through frilly nylon lingerie two sizes too small so everything pops out, high heels a Hooker would baulk at and fully-fashioned nylon stockings..... oooooooh! nylon stockings! Even saying 'stockings' gets me all hot and bothered and hard in my panties - stockings! stockings! stockings!...........see?

My sexual preference is for other striving Drag Queens who watched too many 'Carry On' films, Danny La Rue Christmas Specials and who wore out the 'pause' button on the video when Helga got her kit off in 'Allo 'Allo.... though if Robin Asquith is reading I may be interested in a remake of 'Confessions of a Pop performer'.