MEN - Muscular Janitor Colby Jansen Rails Young Man Brendan Phillips' Sweet Hairy Ass

Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down, slow down. Hey, hey, what's going on?

The whole football team is coming after me.

What, the whole football team?

The whole fucking team, right now.

Alright, alright, alright, just hang on a second, I'll take care of it.