Anita

A lot of people consider me the luckiest guy on earth.

If you don't believe me, check out some of the crazy shit that happens to me in my life.

I met Anita at the airport. She was leaving and I was coming, in my pants.

I mean, look at those legs, that ass, those tits, and that face.

That was the first time we met, and she knew who I was and invited me over one day.