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I am:
Bisexual Guy, 35 years old, male, heterosexual
From:
Puerto Rico, Puerto Rico
Seeking:
Female, homosexual
About me
WARNING!
Before reading anything down there, I'm letting you know that I'm a very serious person, so any act of ignorance, hypocrisy and/or bad grammar will not be tolerated. Also, do not ask me for pictures of myself because I don't have a camera. And I wont meet with anyone, anywhere.
You are not permitted to take anything from my profile. If you ever dare to message me, use a proper grammar and don't use emoticons if its not necessary. You dare to be a racist while chatting with me, and you'll be deleted the hell out of my profile for good.
I am Bipolar, I get mad easy, so watch your words.
Not trying to be mean, when I said "If you ever dare to message me" I was just joking, but if you want to talk to me, then do it, no problem with me as long as you don't act like an idiot.
And hey, after I broke up with my girlfriend I sometimes feel alone, so a nice chat would be ok.
Have a nice day.
Hello
As some of you May know(I know you don't know) I have different tastes in what is Cool and in what is Not-Cool. And Hello Kitty is in the Cool Category.
Oh so you think she's not Cool, and that I'm just weird?
Okay, lets get to the Point(which is About Me).
I'm 23 years old. Puerto Rican. My Blood Type is O. I have Asian-like eyes and Black hair. I work as an Electrician in my Town and my Ex Girlfriend is a total bitch. I know many languages and I'm studying Greek. In school, I was a Genius, the only thing that got me from getting good grades in school was Laziness. Well, At least i got Acknowledged by the town's Major.
This was me, in a normal school day.
It was so damn troublesome, the only thing I wanted in my life was to lay in the ground on a grass field, and watch the clouds while thinking how much I would want to be a cloud. For me, thats peace.(The reason I got into Naruto was because someone said I was and acted like Shikamaru)
The fact that I was Lazy, Cool looking, Serious and a Genius made my ass want to be kicked by every guy in school(maybe because of envy, girls found me interesting and cool), Wasn't I the luckiest kid in school?
I can change of Opinion instantly. Right now I can say
"Rap music sucks, its all Drugs and Sex"
but later I'll be like
"Shit dawg, Dis is awesome"
I sometimes Watch Anime, when I'm bored, or when I have nothing to do.
Hentai!
Like I said, i change of opinion instantly, but there will be something that I wont change of opinion about it, and that's Hentai.
Big boobs, Big ass, They're just perfect(not like the bitch of my Ex).
They are cute, you don't have to give money to them. And they can have sex even if they are on their period! That's true perfection!
Looking at my Username, you should've already noticed something.
Look at that ^
Ever since I had sex with a Cousin of mine when I was younger(16), I've wanted to do that to every single dick I see(Until I met my Satan's daug--err I mean...My Ex).
My Fetishes
1.Boob Fetish(So soft!)
2.Foot Fetish
3.Women Lingerie Fetish(Smell them and lick them)
4.Cum Fetish(Self Facials and I swallow it)
5.Piss(Either Drink it or smell it and pour it over me)
6.Women Clothes/Or Crossdressing(Female to male crossdressing and male to female crossdressing turns me on!)
Note: even though my Ex was a pain in the ass, she actually respected my fetishes and the stuff I like.
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention something.
I am a Brony.
I'm also Interested in Lesbians. Especially Blonde ones.
Let me tell you more about myself.
I was born in a Jehovah's Witness family. It really pissed me off, since I had a more girly mind than a boyish mind and in JW, if you have a Penis, you must dress and like boy stuff, if you have a vagina, you will dress and like girl stuff. Then at the age of 10 with my genius mind I realized that it really didn't matter if you are a Woman or a Guy, you can like anything. After that I realized almost everything they said was like a Fairy Tale, and almost none of it was credible(and secretly became Atheist).
At the age of 12 my breast size started increasing and my body started taking the form of a girl's. At the age of 13 I started to look more femenine.
So, you know already that everyone wanted to kick my ass in school right? This was one of the reasons. I was hetero, and girls talked to me like if I was one of them(and sometimes they asked me on a date). So I spent more time with Girls than with Boys, and that's why they wanted to kick my ass.
I started searching why my body was like that, and it was because I had Klinefelter Syndrome. Females have an XX chromosomal makeup, and males an XY, while we people with Klinefelter Syndrome have XXY, making our body and our mind more femenine.
IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND!(Because I know you don't) KLINEFELTER SYNDROME IS JUST A GENETIC DISORDER.
This is why I find Hello Kitty cool. Over the years my body became normal and my breast sized decreased.
At the age of 14 I got Interested in Electricity and Nuclear Stuff, to the point that i made a mini bomb(6 inches), the mushroom cloud was about 5 feet long and it got as high as a pine tree. I later stopped doing these things because it was dangerous, so I kept studying Electricity.
At the age of 15 I met this cousin of mine that had the same age as me. We had a lot of fun together. Shortly after we met, his mother got killed by what we call "Bala Perdida"(Lost Bullet?), which is a Bullet that someone shots to the air, and it could land anywhere, but it landed in his mothers head. So he moved over to my house.
At the age of 16 I lost my virginity to my cousin. We were watching Porn movies and we were both Virgins and Hetero, but we at least wanted to try something, So we did. For a whole day, My parents were away for some job business and we had the house for ourselves. So we tried everything, Anal(with Creampies), Oral(with Creampies), Deepthroat, 69 and we tried this
Damn it felt good.
At the age of 17 I learned how to drive and I almost crashed my dads car.
At the age of 18 I graduated from High School.
At the age of 19...nothing interesting happened.
At the age of 20 I got my first job as an Electrician.
At the age of 21 I started buying Hello Kitty stuff, stuff that i couldn't buy as a kid. I eventually wasted almost all of my money in her stuff.
At the age of 22 I almost run over this girl. The girl that later became my Girlfriend.
At my current age(23), My Girlfriend started going out with my best friend. I almost commit suicide. But I didn't.
And now, well, This is how my life has been till now(Obviously there's stuff I don't remember so...).
Bye, and may the dead--err...I mean....nah, forget it.
Before reading anything down there, I'm letting you know that I'm a very serious person, so any act of ignorance, hypocrisy and/or bad grammar will not be tolerated. Also, do not ask me for pictures of myself because I don't have a camera. And I wont meet with anyone, anywhere.
You are not permitted to take anything from my profile. If you ever dare to message me, use a proper grammar and don't use emoticons if its not necessary. You dare to be a racist while chatting with me, and you'll be deleted the hell out of my profile for good.
I am Bipolar, I get mad easy, so watch your words.
Not trying to be mean, when I said "If you ever dare to message me" I was just joking, but if you want to talk to me, then do it, no problem with me as long as you don't act like an idiot.
And hey, after I broke up with my girlfriend I sometimes feel alone, so a nice chat would be ok.
Have a nice day.
Hello
As some of you May know(I know you don't know) I have different tastes in what is Cool and in what is Not-Cool. And Hello Kitty is in the Cool Category.
Oh so you think she's not Cool, and that I'm just weird?
Okay, lets get to the Point(which is About Me).
I'm 23 years old. Puerto Rican. My Blood Type is O. I have Asian-like eyes and Black hair. I work as an Electrician in my Town and my Ex Girlfriend is a total bitch. I know many languages and I'm studying Greek. In school, I was a Genius, the only thing that got me from getting good grades in school was Laziness. Well, At least i got Acknowledged by the town's Major.
This was me, in a normal school day.
It was so damn troublesome, the only thing I wanted in my life was to lay in the ground on a grass field, and watch the clouds while thinking how much I would want to be a cloud. For me, thats peace.(The reason I got into Naruto was because someone said I was and acted like Shikamaru)
The fact that I was Lazy, Cool looking, Serious and a Genius made my ass want to be kicked by every guy in school(maybe because of envy, girls found me interesting and cool), Wasn't I the luckiest kid in school?
I can change of Opinion instantly. Right now I can say
"Rap music sucks, its all Drugs and Sex"
but later I'll be like
"Shit dawg, Dis is awesome"
I sometimes Watch Anime, when I'm bored, or when I have nothing to do.
Hentai!
Like I said, i change of opinion instantly, but there will be something that I wont change of opinion about it, and that's Hentai.
Big boobs, Big ass, They're just perfect(not like the bitch of my Ex).
They are cute, you don't have to give money to them. And they can have sex even if they are on their period! That's true perfection!
Looking at my Username, you should've already noticed something.
Look at that ^
Ever since I had sex with a Cousin of mine when I was younger(16), I've wanted to do that to every single dick I see(Until I met my Satan's daug--err I mean...My Ex).
My Fetishes
1.Boob Fetish(So soft!)
2.Foot Fetish
3.Women Lingerie Fetish(Smell them and lick them)
4.Cum Fetish(Self Facials and I swallow it)
5.Piss(Either Drink it or smell it and pour it over me)
6.Women Clothes/Or Crossdressing(Female to male crossdressing and male to female crossdressing turns me on!)
Note: even though my Ex was a pain in the ass, she actually respected my fetishes and the stuff I like.
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention something.
I am a Brony.
I'm also Interested in Lesbians. Especially Blonde ones.
Let me tell you more about myself.
I was born in a Jehovah's Witness family. It really pissed me off, since I had a more girly mind than a boyish mind and in JW, if you have a Penis, you must dress and like boy stuff, if you have a vagina, you will dress and like girl stuff. Then at the age of 10 with my genius mind I realized that it really didn't matter if you are a Woman or a Guy, you can like anything. After that I realized almost everything they said was like a Fairy Tale, and almost none of it was credible(and secretly became Atheist).
At the age of 12 my breast size started increasing and my body started taking the form of a girl's. At the age of 13 I started to look more femenine.
So, you know already that everyone wanted to kick my ass in school right? This was one of the reasons. I was hetero, and girls talked to me like if I was one of them(and sometimes they asked me on a date). So I spent more time with Girls than with Boys, and that's why they wanted to kick my ass.
I started searching why my body was like that, and it was because I had Klinefelter Syndrome. Females have an XX chromosomal makeup, and males an XY, while we people with Klinefelter Syndrome have XXY, making our body and our mind more femenine.
IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND!(Because I know you don't) KLINEFELTER SYNDROME IS JUST A GENETIC DISORDER.
This is why I find Hello Kitty cool. Over the years my body became normal and my breast sized decreased.
At the age of 14 I got Interested in Electricity and Nuclear Stuff, to the point that i made a mini bomb(6 inches), the mushroom cloud was about 5 feet long and it got as high as a pine tree. I later stopped doing these things because it was dangerous, so I kept studying Electricity.
At the age of 15 I met this cousin of mine that had the same age as me. We had a lot of fun together. Shortly after we met, his mother got killed by what we call "Bala Perdida"(Lost Bullet?), which is a Bullet that someone shots to the air, and it could land anywhere, but it landed in his mothers head. So he moved over to my house.
At the age of 16 I lost my virginity to my cousin. We were watching Porn movies and we were both Virgins and Hetero, but we at least wanted to try something, So we did. For a whole day, My parents were away for some job business and we had the house for ourselves. So we tried everything, Anal(with Creampies), Oral(with Creampies), Deepthroat, 69 and we tried this
Damn it felt good.
At the age of 17 I learned how to drive and I almost crashed my dads car.
At the age of 18 I graduated from High School.
At the age of 19...nothing interesting happened.
At the age of 20 I got my first job as an Electrician.
At the age of 21 I started buying Hello Kitty stuff, stuff that i couldn't buy as a kid. I eventually wasted almost all of my money in her stuff.
At the age of 22 I almost run over this girl. The girl that later became my Girlfriend.
At my current age(23), My Girlfriend started going out with my best friend. I almost commit suicide. But I didn't.
And now, well, This is how my life has been till now(Obviously there's stuff I don't remember so...).
Bye, and may the dead--err...I mean....nah, forget it.
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Fantastically beautiful profile!
Our interests coincide in many respects!
Tnx!
And personally, my favorite straight couples are Knuckles X Rouge and Tails X Amy.
All the ones with talent are dying, while the ones without talent (One Direction and many others) are still alive
I saw that you watching Ranma anime and made your choise for the Titfuck anime girls. I hope you know that when Ranma become a girls he's totally She, he doesn't become a shemale/Futa. I hope you know that. Ranma is an excellent 80's anime.
I hope you enjoy it