About

Pacific Northwest Couple in our 30's living the American Dream and keeping things fun and kinky as much as we can. But family, work and regular life take precedence over any play time. Identify as a Switch- A person who facilitates between dominant and submissive roles within sexual relations.
Former FWB, then Swingers, now happily married. We both are straight and monogomous. Friends are fine but not looking for single women, men or couples.

Things We enjoy:
1. Stimulating conversation
2. Erotic photography
3. Intelligence
4. Outer Space / Astronomy
5. Music/movies/books
6. Geeks/nerds/true individuals


Into: black nailpolish, sex in the kitchen, ! scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to view my kink【ツ】, " i wanna fuck that foul mouth of yours", "a little fight in you. i like that.", "a towel won't cut it; get a tarp", "aaaaaand my cock popped out!", "apologizing" with your mouth, "big-chewy-nipples", "bitch".."slut".."cunt".."whore" = gf in fet, "boobs will rule the world!", "braless women of any breast size", "closer" by nin, "cum to me, cum with me, cum on me", "don't fucking move, i'm not done with you..", "ey there! i got a raft! wana get weird?", "freshly fucked" hairstyles, "fuck me like your paycheck depends on it.", "get in the fuckin' van!!", "good fetish! ~click~ damnit already into", "good girl, make daddy cum baby", "i didn't do that! oh.. that? that i did do.", "i solemnly swear i am up to no good", "i take your wetness as consent", "i'm scared. can i sleep in your bed?", "making her tremble", "mouthy.....i like that in a woman...", "rawr" means 'i want to bang you' in dinosaur, "relax, i'm hilarious.", "ride me like you stole me!", "shut the fuck up and bend the fuck over.", "the sound of rain while cuddling on the bed", "wrong hole!" "ha. no it's not!", "you feel so fucking good", .....uh...yeah...i'm a handful, 3 some fmf, 3somes, 3somes,4somes and moresomes, 3way with 2 bbws, 5 hours of pure fucking, 50s pinups, 69: a romantic dinner for two, a beautiful, twisted, intelligent mind, a brilliant mind, a creative player and imaginative lover., a cute smile and an evil plot, a firmly gripped neck, a gentle touch after a rough spanking., a girl thrusting her bare ass in my face, a girl who can cook and bake, a lady in the streets n a freak in the sheets, a partner who tolerates my weirdness, a pussy full of cum, a really good blow job every now and then, a room full of books, a smack on the butt and the word behave, a welcome home blow job after work, accents, accepting others for who they are as they are, actions speaking louder than words, an oversized t shirt n' panties., anal fingering, anal fucking a woman until her pussy squirts, anal hook, anal licking, anal loving bbws, anal sex, anal vibrators, anal, age play, begging, biting, blindfolds, blow jobs, collar and lead/leash, consensual nonconsent, daddy/girl, exhibitionism, femdom, goth, group sex, hair pulling, polyamory, schoolgirl uniform, spanking, vampires, whipsy, begging, biting, blindfolds,, animal tail butt plugs, ankle cuffs, aroused by intellect, art erotica, ass grabbing, ass play, ass to mouth, b(. )( .)bs, back rubs, back scratches, back scratching, backrubs with ulterior motives, bald pussy, ball gags, ball licking/sucking, bananas dipped in nutella, bare bottom spanking, bareback sex, bathing with my lover, batting eyelashes and pretending i'm innocent, bbw, bbw adult photography, bbw bondage, bbw gangbangs, bbw lovers, bbw strapon, bbw vagina worship, bbw women milking bbw women, bbw's dressed like pin-up models, bbw's who are happy with themselves, bbw's who wear sexy panties, bbw/bhm, bbws, bbws tied up, tying up other bbws, bbws who want to fuck bbws with large toys, bdsm photos of women with meat on their bones, beautiful eyes that seduce and corrupt you, beautiful women who love big man bears, being a cuddleslut, being a good girl with kinky fantasies, being a highly sexual being, being an evil genius, being at home and naked as much as possible, being dressed up for the pleasure of another, being firmly fingered while over daddy's knee (giving), being fucked during a thunderstorm, being fucked with a hand on my throat and threats being whispered into my ear, being gently pushed past my limits, being groped from behind while cooking, being kissed softly on the forehead, being more complex than an anonymous list of fetishes could show, causing people to have to actually converse with me, finding out if they like *me* and not just what gets me off., being naughty on skype, being silly, being someone who actually reads profiles, being the reason someone smiles, being watched while masturbating to orgasm, belly rubs, belly worship, bellydancing, belt spanking, ben and jerry's ice cream as aftercare, bend over i am going to rip you apart!, bent-over-the-kitchen-table-and-spanked, betty page, bi girls who actually like girls, bisexual girls who really do fuck girls, biting, biting her sexy tits as you cum hard, blindfolds, blow jobs and hand jobs on long car trips, bondage, boys who like to bend over and take it from girls, breast spanking, breast sucking, breast/nipple torture, breath play, bright red lipstick, bring-them-to-the-edge-of-orgasm-but-don't-let-them-cum-for-a-while, bullshit free relationships, burlesque, burning calories by fucking not exercise, burying my face between your thighs, butt plugs, caging/confinement, chains, cheerleading uniforms, choking, choking you while fucking you, choking you while you cum, chubby rockabilly girls, chubby women, classy women with slutty tendencies, clit spanking, cock and ball torture, collar and lead/leash, collars, come-fuck-me boots, cuddling and conversation (until way too late), cumming on her tits, cunnilingus, the only acceptable method of speaking in tongues, cunt strokes at 6 am, curvy girls in ruffle panties, curvy women with pouty lips & piercing eyes, devoting an entire day for fucking, dildos, dirty sex on the hood of the car, dirty text messages, discipline, do i need to spank your bottom, little girl?, doggy style rough and hard, double penetration, dressing up pretty to be ravaged savagely, drop those knickers, duct tape, enemas, epic cleavage, erotic photography, exhibitionism, face slapping, fast n' loud, fat acceptance, fat belly fucking, fat girls in fishnets, fat girls who flaunt their beautiful bellies, fat pussy lips, feeling her chest up while kissing her, fine coffee and intelligent conversation, fingerfucking from behind between spankings, fingering, fingering her pussy until she cums, fingering/finger fucking /squirting orgasms, fingertips tracing over my skin, fishnets, fist my hair, bend me over and fuck me hard, fisting, flirting, flooding her womb with my seed, friends that are into the same sick shit i am, fucking in a thunderstorm, fucking in water, fucking machines, fucking so hard your body aches the next day, full eye contact while sucking cock, gag her so she cant say no, gangbangs, garter belts/stockings, gentleman in the street, bad boy in the sheets, get on all fours and bite the fucking pillow, get that pretty ass up in the air for daddy, getting fucked in front of a mirror, getting off on getting your partner off, girls with high iqs and low morals, girls with pretty eyes, giving him a blowjob while he's on phone, hair pulling, handcuffs, hard driving, rough riding, hair pulling fuck buddies, having a brain as well as awesome boobs, having mind blowing sex whilst a horrific storm is going on just outside your bedroom window, having sex before, during and after a shower, having sex to music, hearing a story about how you masturbate thinking about me, hearing that quiet little whimper, high heels, hitachi magic wands, i do very bad things and i do them very well, i eat pussy like a fat kid eats cake.., i want to do bad things with you, i want you right fucking now!!, i will end you if you steal my cupcake, impact play, intelligent conversation, laced with wit, subtlety, humor and mutual satisfaction, intelligent women, knee-buckling, toe-curling oral skills, laughter, lots and lots of laughter, leather, lesbian strapon gangbang (watching), life as art, art as life, lingerie, long hair, looking innocent but having a dark side, lying around in bed cracking each other up, making her squirt so bad it soaks her bed, making home movies, maple bars, massages, master/slave, masturbation, mmf threesomes, morning sex that becomes all day long sex, movie popcorn with extra butter, mutual masturbation, nipples, nude cuddles, obedience training, old fashioned doughnuts, oral sex, orgasm control, outdoor sex, outdoor sex under a full moon, pampering and being caressed with fingertips, pantyhose/stockings, passionately manhandling you in public places, people with high sex drives, photography, pin-ups, pinning down her hips and eating her pussy, playing with her tits for hours, redheads with creamy white skin, rimming, ripping her panties off to violate her, role play, saying "nom nom nom" while eating a girl out, scent, sensory deprivation, sex in a graveyard under a full moon, sex in public, sex parties, shoving your cock down her throat til she makes cute little gurgling noises and drools!, sitting on the beach and watching the ocean, spanking, spit...it's the only lube you're getting..., spoiling my bbw the way she deserves, spontaneous spankings, spreader bars, squirting, squirting and gushing during hot intense sex, squirting women, ssbbw, ssbbw threesomes, strap-on play, strap-ons, infectious smile (everything to do with it), sucking on her breasts when she's on top, surprise butt sex, talking dirty, tattoos, tearing off clothing, teddy bears with strap-ons, the scent of an aroused woman, thigh high stockings, thinking of fucking while i'm supposed to be working, threesomes, tongue fucking her asshole as i rub her clit, toys, tying you up to toruture and leaving you there like the good little pet you are until i feel like coming back to play, vanilla is for baking, not for sex!, vibrators, voyeurism, waking her up with a good pussy licking, wanting to fuck people too far away.., washing each other in the shower, watching gorgeous women ride a sybian, watching my partner fuck someone else, watching people have sex, watching the discovery channel while fucking, watersports, wearing heels during sex, whips, women of all shapes and sizes, women who are loud during sex, you get a gold ★ for reading all my fetishes!, you're still reading this shit?!, your ass looks perfect with my hand print, zzzzz... is my fetish list too long?.