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Personal information
I am:
Ty Washington, male, heterosexual
From:
Lehigh Acres, Florida, United States
Seeking:
Female couple, homosexual
Languages:
English, Spanish, French
Education:
High school
Occupation:
Entremanure/Masochist/Handyman/Hospice Volunteer
Income:
Low
Religion:
Alternative
Star sign:
Aquarius
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About me

Just your average poor sonofabitch bastard eking out an existence in Florida's most southern wasteland. Praying several wealthy big tittied Japanese adult film actresses with hairy pussies will relocate to Florida then move into my trailer and daily suck the marrow out my backbone, pay my rent and keep beer in my fridge. Yeah, I'm an optimist though am willing to negotiate.



"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good." --Woody Allen "I save $150 everytime I jerk off." --Unknown whore monger. "Friends come and go, enemies tend to accumulate." --Edward Murphy.
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btsinger 10 months ago
One can dream about sexy Japanese women moving in, eh? Love the first two quotes in your Profile. Cheers!
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Throbbingpleasure
Dude, your about me is awesome. I love the Henry David Thoreau like "I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life", 'keep beer in my fridge and pay my rent'....fucking brilliant man!
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redclay56
redclay56 1 year ago
Are you familiar with Charles Willeford?
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redclay56
redclay56 1 year ago
Thanks for adding me, your prose stylings made me go "hmmmmm..."
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FaustinaPierre
FaustinaPierre 1 year ago
You like monster tits
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DaneJutland
DaneJutland 1 year ago
Great description - I am a great lover of japanese sex and porn. Please add me as friend. Greetings from Denmark.
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Playback4Fun
Playback4Fun 1 year ago
Thanks for the compliment 
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Arranell
Arranell 1 year ago
Hi, thanks for approving. Glad to have you as friend 
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hansemann2222 1 year ago
Nice pic
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hansemann2222 1 year ago
to Naughtynev69 : Wow, so good
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hansemann2222 1 year ago
Nice cock
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Naughtynev69
Naughtynev69 2 years ago
Yummy
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sam9876s
sam9876s 2 years ago
thanks boxon
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sam9876s
sam9876s 2 years ago
love your avatar
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amshary4455
amshary4455 2 years ago
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Laslo69 2 years ago
Thx danke 
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crusoedafoe
crusoedafoe 3 years ago
I don't know how I ended up here, but I read your About Me and it was like SLAM DUNKEROONI. Big ups, for real. 
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mywillieworks
politics aside any thoughts on our new madam VP KH? seen you comment on AOC
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jimbob37x
jimbob37x 4 years ago
thanks for the comments, 
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hardyymeaty 4 years ago
Thank you for your comments...:smile:
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jorisboris
jorisboris 4 years ago
thanks
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amadeussbg
Echt geil!
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1980spornXXX
1980spornXXX 4 years ago
Thanks for your approval!
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ItalySpain
ItalySpain 4 years ago
THanks for the add.
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ItalySpain
ItalySpain 4 years ago
Great quotes! Nice to see someone on here with a sense of humor. I've run into mostly nice people. A couple of jerks and weirdos but mostly pretty cool. Cheers from the motor city.
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ItalySpain
ItalySpain 4 years ago
Great profile! I used to live in Florida too. Can relate. I'm looking for some older retro adult movies actresses to find me here in Detroit. Can you say Loni Sanders? Ha. Stay safe.
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LestaD34RUS
LestaD34RUS 4 years ago
thanks for adding me 
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bobsballs2003 4 years ago
Great avatar!  That guy is a legend!  hahaha
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Indiskutabler 4 years ago
Thanks for your good comments - interesting thoughts and refined conclusions
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