About

-I know the exact location of every item in the supermarket.
-I always pick the most fullest and symetrical christmas trees.
-I sleep once a day.
-I lost a needle in a hay stack once and found it.
-Everyday is my lucky day.
-I'm 5'11" on paper but 6'3" when you tickle me.
-I have more fun then my roommate, except when he is having a LOT of fun.
-When you meet me the pleasure will be all yours.
-I hate fantasies because they always come true.
-I don't pay attention to fashion because it is always a step behind.
-I once climbed Mount Everest, Mount Kilamanjaro, and K-2 using only one bottle of oxygen and a sack of trail mix.