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Looking for a playmate in Perth...?

Blue veined, purple headed, yoghurt thrower... As I embark on this exciting adventure of extramarital fornication for the first time, let’s at least be honest about this. I don’t like to run unless it’s an emergency and all I can see through the thick black smoke is a flashing “EXIT” sign (of course I’ll carry you out with me…). I don’t like to sweat, unless of course I’m naked with my toes curling up in an orgasmic spasm of pleasure… Hence the extra couple of kg’s I’m carrying around (I’ll show you my private pics if you show me yours...). I have no idea what to expect from this adventure, I’ll be sure to let you know when I find out, but what I do know is that I need to have an orgasm brought on by someone other than myself… and I desperately want to explore every sensual inch of a female body, to tease and to pleasure you all the way to that heavenly orgasmic bliss, gaining intimate knowledge of what turns you on, giving you all of me… and then I want to do it again… remember back in school when you got that first little yellow note from that someone special saying “Hi”, that’s what I want you to feel like when seeing my message in your inbox… I fantasize taking control of a woman, making her mine; body and soul… anyone up for a challenge… I won’t put up too much of a fight…