About

Well, I'm back after a long absence -- part of it's the comedy, part of it is curiosity, and who the hell knows about the rest. I enjoy connecting with people who enjoy talking about their interests and kinks, and exchanging ideas. Seeking interesting people for friendship, chat, and...well, perhaps more if there's a connection.

Yeah, we're all on a porn site. I'm open-minded, up for just about anything but not really into cuckolding or D/s relationships, nor am I seeking cam shows. Otherwise, anything's fair game and enjoy speaking about fantasies or other things 'theoretically'. Drop a line, let's chat.

Oh, and while on the subject...

Ever notice the types of women that porn/dating/hook-up sites attract at times? You all know what I'm talking about here, so let's cover this right now.

- Women who 'advertise', usually with something like, "nothing in life is free". Nope, but it had better be worth paying for too, and most of what I've seen...isn't. Sorry, not interested.
- "Cam-Performers". Glad you have a job. Thankful you're earning a living doing something where there's a demand and not being a parasite. Nothing against it, but I won't be a customer for your show.
- Women who think they're "all that[/i][/i][/b]". Let me break it to you. You aren't. Neither am I.
- People who thrive on the attention they receive here that wouldn't merit a second look if you met them on the street. You who believe your own story know who you are.
- The "BBC Lovers". Good for you, let's keep it that way and keep it moving.
- "Couples seeking a threesome". See you on a future episode of Jerry Springer. I mean...seriously? Do people not laugh at these, "I'm happy with my guy, I'm only seeking women." If you're that happy with your guy...oh never mind.

You get the point.

Here's my point...

You aren't "all that" in your parlance, and frankly neither am I. We're both here on a porn dating site, so let's not kid ourselves (even though the joke is hilarious at times). If you can't take the joke about that and laugh a little without getting defensive or going off the deep end, find a therapist. If you get your knickers in a twist because the Cro Magnon dude with the cock pic and an 85 IQ says "lemme see you naked", think about where you are and deal with it. That's life, it only gets rougher.

If I'm not your type, fine. Be an adult and don't insult others, because you're probably arming them with lots of ammunition.

My qualification is that you don't take this, yourself, or life in general too seriously. Live. Laugh. This is all comic anyway, so have some fun and try to get over yourselves, or don't take our your insecurities on others. If you get that and already know you aren't "all that" or can relate to this...don't be shy.