About

Hi guys, my name is Lars. I have added an "e" after my name because I like to be fucked in the arse. In fact I am a cock addict and I'm here to let me fuck by as many cocks as possible.
I was born in Denmark then moved to USA, and joined a band called Metallica. In the band we all love ROUGH GAY ANAL SEX, and playing is only an excuse: We release some shitty album sometimes and we play horrible live shows just to make money and to be able to travel all over the world looking for big dicks and have a lot of GAY FUN.

THINGS I LIKE:
- Big Dicks
- Tennis and tennis shoes
- Playing drums
- Spending the money of our fans in GAY SEX
- New Wave of British Heavy Metal, and Heavy Metal in general (Iron Maiden,Judas Priest,Motorhead,Saxon,Diamond Head,Samson,Venom,Budgie etc..)
- Deep Purple
- MTV
- Golf
- Misfits
- Of couse my own band, Metallica. Even if we suck we are better then anybody.
- Transexuals with big cocks

THINGS I DON'T LIKE:
- Women (can't stand that disgusting pussy)
- Dave Mustaine
- Megadeth
- Glam Metal (Glam metal guys look like women,it's fucking horrible!)
- Dave Mustaine
- Grunge and Nirvana overall (They tried to kill the metal music but we are still alive and stronger than ever! In fact our better albums are the ones we recorded after the grunge trend: LOAD,RELOAD,ST ANGER,DEATH MAGNETIC. That's real thrash metal!!! And yeah,even THE BLACK ALBUM is quite good.)
- Dave Mustaine
- Napster and all the people who download our music. FUCK YOU, POSERS!
- Cliff Burton (He and Dave Mustaine wrote all the music
of our first three albums,that's why those records suck!)
- Megadeth
- Jason Newsted (Poser and heterosexual)
- Dave Mustaine
- Transexuals with pussy
- Axl Rose