About

I am originally from London, England. I moved to Texas in 2000 after meeting my wife online, in a sex-chat forum. I'm married & disappointed.

I am 6ft tall and weigh just under 190lbs. I'm clean cut and somewhat attractive. My build is semi-athletic. My hair is dark with salt&pepper. I have a short grey goatee w/brown flecks. My manhood is fully-intact (uncut), 6.5in & quite girthy. I know my way around a woman's body and enjoy foreplay with kissing.

I'm practically a Virgin - I've only ever been with one woman (my wife). I am STD free.

My turn-ons are: Sheer Stockings/Nylons; Hard dark nipples poking through lace or showing through a sheer-bra; Anal sex; 69; Cunnilingus; Redheads; Women with freckles; Wrap around legs; Handjobs; CFNM; Older-woman & Young-guy porn; I find Business Women (especially Realtors) and Flight Attendants very sexy.

I love animals and rescue cats. I am a Star Wars fan and was lucky enough to be an "extra" in "Episode I" (plus many other TV & film background roles). I am interested in technology, science, nature, guns, computers, electronics, woodworking, metalworking, DIY, sculpting, modelmaking, and building replicas of TV & film props.

I am unable to work due to illness (pain & fatigue - which I receive treatment for - it cannot be passed to others), but have a high sex-drive which is the only thing to overcome both of those aspects. I spend my time cleaning up after a house full of rescue cats and fixing things (practically anything thanks to some great hereditary repair skills & basic electronics knowledge).

My cock has been in my hands almost permanently since I first discovered it as a toddler. It's like a hand magnet. I used to twist and pull it as a child, trying to see what shapes it would make. Thankfully it didn't end up like a noodle from it all! I never had a name for it, but my wife named it after our first night together.

I've been addicted to porn since at the age of 17 I bought a satellite receiver and decoder to get Swedish channels, which featured hardcore porn on Wednesday & Saturday nights. I learned a lot from watching it and reading tips online.

Assplay turns me on. If you are new to anal I can teach you how to enjoy it. I will teach you how to relax, starting slow until you lust for a deep pounding until you orgasm from indirect g-spot stimulation and vagus nerve excitement. Many women say anal orgasms are the strongest type of orgasm.

I prefer coconut oil with anal, as it doesn't get tacky and is incredibly slick & natural feeling (plus it's a great moisturizer for your skin, so you're left with a silky-smooth asshole).

If you're not up to having my cock probe your tightest hole, then how about sliding a lubed finger into your ass while I pound your pussy - that makes my cock rock hard.

I was a 27 year old virgin till I met my wife. She couldn't believe I was a virgin when we first had sex. The first time lasted 20+mins and I knew exactly where everything was - there was no fumbling or premature ejaculation like most virgins experienced. You could say my countless hours of "studying" porn and wanking had paid off.

I had a cruel childhood full of bullying at school, plus psychological abuse from a mentally-ill mother, all of which left me with zero confidence and little self-esteem. I've since developed a healthier self-attitude, though am still sometimes shy until i get to feel comfortable around someone.

My wife is a 320lb land whale who moves around as little as possible and has no self-control (for food or mobile games). I'm fed up with having to always be the one who initiates sex and her hardly ever making an effort to look or smell nice. Sex with her is like fucking an elephant seal who can only move by wobbling their bodyweight to and fro. She grunts and pulls a face that looks just like Donkey Kong when she orgasms hard - last weekend she did it and I'm still a little freaked out by that hideous grimace. I don't think I can bear to touch her intimately again.

I'm hoping to meet a woman or a couple (without any male-male touching) that I can also be friends with. I'd like to find a cute lady with amazing legs, and who does not weigh more than me.

I'm a Conservative. I came from a largely-socialist country where people are Subjects not Citizens. I value the Rights we have here under the US Constitution.