About

Hi, I'm Mike, lover of pornography, women and anything to do with sex........Guess that makes me pretty average on here !

Love collecting video clips although somewhat like the squirrel and his nuts I'll probably not get around to watching them !

If you're female or sex lover, particularly local to me - do say as I'm part of an active swingers group of lovely ladies and discrete guys who meet either individually or as couples/groups. In essence we take what we enjoy such as one does on here and put it into practice. Restraint, role play, BDSM etc all on the menu too !!

Doesn't hurt to say hello then I can run through things with you.

A topical joke for you all..........

"I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're
calling for a cab.

I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful
legs. You know the kind. So I'm in my room and figure, what the hell, I'll give her a call.

"Hello?" the woman says. God, she sounded sexy.

"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and! I want it
now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it.
Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks.

We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream,anything you want baby.

Now, how does that sound?"
She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to
press 9." !