About

TLDR: I like porn, I love my wife.

If you want to be my friend, just ask.

There are no rules in my bio (Who do these "50 rules in bio" people think they are? You're on a website solely dedicated to wanking! Do these rules prevent you from getting harassed by idiots? I bet not. I suppose I can sympathise with some of the professional women, but the men with loads of rules... P'fft. Get real. Bit of wishful thinking there, mate.).

I have had a very lucky and very varied sex life (see my posts) that has only ever been about enthusiastic consent.

I really appreciate all kinds of women. However, since xhamster is making me choose...

I like mostly photos, though the video numbers have crept up, as you can see (the result of working from home, I'm afraid.).

I'm one of natures cataloguers.

I like:
Old women, young women, women in the middle. Doing stuff, not doing stuff.

I love:
Naked women in a row (nude beauty contests, holiday snaps etc);
Bottomless; Small titties; Panties/Nickers;
Areolas; Hairy pussy girls; Lesbians (duh).
Fat women; Thin women;
Retro (Roberta Pedon, wow);
Tan-lines do something to me; And many types of facial/swallow, including GGG and gloryhole.

I worship:
The huge, the small, the medium, and the real.
Big titties, Giant titties inc.
BBW (My god, Kerry Marie, Ines Cudna, Audra Mitchell, Nicole Peters, Nadine Jansen, to name but a few).
Some fake/"enhanced" boobs get a pass - Roxetta or Jasmin Jordan, for example.
(I have the best big boob favourites on "xhamsterlive" which I peruse occasionally.)

More than anything on earth, my wife turns me on.

Xhamster legends that don't get enough love:

(This cutie is M_Lady69 - go give her some liquid love) https://xhamster.com/users/m_lady69


(This perfect lady is bursov - go find her page and get physical) https://xhamster.com/users/bursov


(This elusive cutie is MJP2023 - you're welcome) https://xhamster.com/users/mjp2023