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This escort left her thong in my hotel room several weeks ago. I put them shits on but they got itchy. I wonder how long pubic lice can live in underwear. For the ammount I spent, I can do better than crabs.

I expect lobster

So check it out if I'm not porking everday I'm spanking like a daily 12 peice. I jack off in the handicap stall at work on the reg - so what's up

cooze is like the base of my food pyramid. If I'm not getting my daily v's of v I MIGHT become malnourished. So if you got some coochie juices to discharge my way I'll slay. I mean ass long as your not some fat chick.

shit what else. I'm open to everything but that gay shit, I don't hate though and can even refer fags to one of my cousins; he's into all that Robert Mapplethorpe shit.