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Personal information
I am:
Punxsutawney Penis, male, not sure
From:
New York City, New York, United States
Seeking:
Female, heterosexual
Interests
and fetishes:
and fetishes:
About me
My interests probably won’t allow me to run for President.Left handed with big nose. Like women who are ticklish and creative. Dislike women with hippopotamus and/or exploding breasts. No desire Togo back into the womb : too crowded and no ice cream..
Most of us look better with some clothes than naked Why do women get to wear sexier clothes than men?Movement is sexy. Who wants to have sex with a corpse?
Tired of playing rock,paper, scissors try penis,breast. Penis always wins because penis does all the work.
Cranky. Surprise. Dislike tattoos, ink, nose rings, etc.
Likes humiliation fantasies: Go to supermarket deli counter say “I want the biggest pickle you have. The best sex I ever had was with a pickle.”
Go to court and file papers saying you want to change your name to Cocksucker or Penis Boy..
Maybe, I’ll add more. Ciao!
Most of us look better with some clothes than naked Why do women get to wear sexier clothes than men?Movement is sexy. Who wants to have sex with a corpse?
Tired of playing rock,paper, scissors try penis,breast. Penis always wins because penis does all the work.
Cranky. Surprise. Dislike tattoos, ink, nose rings, etc.
Likes humiliation fantasies: Go to supermarket deli counter say “I want the biggest pickle you have. The best sex I ever had was with a pickle.”
Go to court and file papers saying you want to change your name to Cocksucker or Penis Boy..
Maybe, I’ll add more. Ciao!
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MPLSbiGUY 2 years ago
Thank you for the friend's invitation! - Dave
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