About

I'm Albert and I'm easy going, fun loving, educated down to earth person with a great sense of humor and humanity. who loves to laugh, enjoys music film,sports, comedy. and d' women I like to meet new friends and gain new perspective s. I consider myself very lucky. To me, traveling means seeing a little bit more of truth. Sexually, I'm a born-again virgin. Seriously been a while. C-vid is making it longer, but from what I can remember, I liked it and would like to try more. So,.. I'm getting my Brazilian wax on; doing my daily kegels and practicing my 'pretending to lIsten' techniques , Including my auto-response reflexes i be like.. " Uh-huh?; Whaaat! ! ...And what did you say, to her? "Oh, no she didn't bitch crazy?" I do like a thousand of those a day but I'm nowhere near "dating-listening" status yet. Honestly, I may never be ready, but a handful of anxiety meds, should help. Anaways... So, hear I am... do I just put in an application and your HR manager will call me to setup an interview, maybe email you my resume with 'real' references and 'jobs', of course. In closing, I want to thank you for taking the time to consider me for this position....69! {hehehe} I look forward to putting a smile on your face. I'm not changing my life, I'm changing how I live it. If you contact me I promise to respond appropriately