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Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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**I ♥ Добро дошли
***I ♥ Selamat datang
*****I ♥ Welcome
*******I ♥ bienvenue
*********I ♥ bienvinido
***********I ♥ Willkommen
*************I ♥ مرحبا
***************I ♥ 歡迎
****************I ♥ ♥
***************I ♥ S
**************I ♥ A
*************I ♥ B
************I ♥ I
***********I ♥ N
************I ♥ C
*************I ♥ H
**************I ♥ E
***************I ♥ N
****************I ♥ ♥
***************I ♥ स्वागत
*************I ♥ ようこそ
***********I ♥ Välkommen
*********I ♥ Karibu
*******I ♥ Chào mừng
***** I ♥ Добро пожаловать
***I ♥ Καλώς ορίσατε
**I ♥ ยินดี ต้อนรับ
*I ♥ Benvenuto