About

I've trained my cat to shit in the toilet, how hard can making new friends be? I have aspirations for world domination. Moved to the states a few years ago. I like butterfly hunting. Marmalade wrestling. dancing in my neighbors bathroom. I'm also super good at building pillow forts. My favorite thing to do is go for long walks on the beach with my girlfriend. But then the LSD wears off and I realize I've been stumbling around the boardwalk naked, dragging around a stolen mannequin..... Aside from all that I have some kinks and fetishes that can't see the light of day, I'm glad I have a place to let them air out.