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Personal information
I am:
David Phukka, male, heterosexual
From:
Utica, New York, United States
Seeking:
Female, heterosexual
About me
Grand master Jedi of the phacephuk alliance on a quest to pimp hoes to single parent households using Toys R Us as main base of operations. Secondary obligations to defeat Wario from the pages of history and phacephuk Princess Peach.
Enjoy long walks through high crime rate areas while puffin that good loud..
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Things I dig
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Glory Holes that have the jagged plywood sanded down.
Glory Holes that talk dirty
Glory Holes
Public Glory Holes between male and female restroom
PAWG ratchets
Ratchets
Ratchet Pussy
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Shit I dont dig
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Seatbelts
Mark Ass Tricks
Trick Ass Marks
Tricks with mullets
Tricks who pay only with a $10, $5s, $1s, and Quarters
bad bitches who are good
when she wont shut the fuck up all day but plays Mum when shes waxin JediMasterPhacePhuks Skin Saber
Whack Ass RatchetS
Enjoy long walks through high crime rate areas while puffin that good loud..
---------------------
Things I dig
-------------------
Glory Holes that have the jagged plywood sanded down.
Glory Holes that talk dirty
Glory Holes
Public Glory Holes between male and female restroom
PAWG ratchets
Ratchets
Ratchet Pussy
--------------------
Shit I dont dig
-------------------
Seatbelts
Mark Ass Tricks
Trick Ass Marks
Tricks with mullets
Tricks who pay only with a $10, $5s, $1s, and Quarters
bad bitches who are good
when she wont shut the fuck up all day but plays Mum when shes waxin JediMasterPhacePhuks Skin Saber
Whack Ass RatchetS
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