Self Isolation Dildo Derby game!
Self isolation getting a bit dull, so invented a new game to play, I called it the "Dildo Derby".
I started by taking my biggest and favourite (your choice) toys until I have either 6 or 10, depends on whether I have a six sided or 10 sided die handy. If you're really greedy you could even have a 12 toy race!!!. Give each toy a number, 1 to 6, 1 to 10, even 1 to 12 if you want, then place them within reach. Write down for EACH toy the length in inches or cm that you take fully penetrated. For those playing with K9 toys, yes, this does include the knot!!. If you play this with any horse toys, that's just showing off!!. Take a pack of playing cards and put on whatever DVD's you want to keep motivated as you race. Start the race by rolling your chosen die, then follow the race rules below to see which toy won (and you of course!).
1) Select the toy rolled, mount it on a chair or low table, lube up and ride full length 20 times then stop. Place a card by the toy and re-roll die.
2) Repeat 1) for every die roll and its toy, UNTIL you have completed the set and ridden the last unused toy its first time. Place a card and stop.
Now comes the maths bit.
3) Collect the cards for each toy, record how many times you rode it and work out total distance ridden.
4) Repeat 3) for all toys in your race until you have the distance ridden for each one and see which one won the race.
For example in my last race I had one 20cm toy with 4 cards, that gave me 1600cm of plastic cock!!!!!. But the winner that day was my 25cm black toy, also with 4 cards for a total of 2000cm of black cock!!. Total length of all toys ridden was just over 43 metres of cock!. I fucking loooooved it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you wish, change the number of times you ride a toy to 30, 40, 50 or more for a longer race. If you cum before the race ends (and I have every single time!) either cum in your drink like I do, or cum on the toys to give a little extra lube
I started by taking my biggest and favourite (your choice) toys until I have either 6 or 10, depends on whether I have a six sided or 10 sided die handy. If you're really greedy you could even have a 12 toy race!!!. Give each toy a number, 1 to 6, 1 to 10, even 1 to 12 if you want, then place them within reach. Write down for EACH toy the length in inches or cm that you take fully penetrated. For those playing with K9 toys, yes, this does include the knot!!. If you play this with any horse toys, that's just showing off!!. Take a pack of playing cards and put on whatever DVD's you want to keep motivated as you race. Start the race by rolling your chosen die, then follow the race rules below to see which toy won (and you of course!).
1) Select the toy rolled, mount it on a chair or low table, lube up and ride full length 20 times then stop. Place a card by the toy and re-roll die.
2) Repeat 1) for every die roll and its toy, UNTIL you have completed the set and ridden the last unused toy its first time. Place a card and stop.
Now comes the maths bit.
3) Collect the cards for each toy, record how many times you rode it and work out total distance ridden.
4) Repeat 3) for all toys in your race until you have the distance ridden for each one and see which one won the race.
For example in my last race I had one 20cm toy with 4 cards, that gave me 1600cm of plastic cock!!!!!. But the winner that day was my 25cm black toy, also with 4 cards for a total of 2000cm of black cock!!. Total length of all toys ridden was just over 43 metres of cock!. I fucking loooooved it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you wish, change the number of times you ride a toy to 30, 40, 50 or more for a longer race. If you cum before the race ends (and I have every single time!) either cum in your drink like I do, or cum on the toys to give a little extra lube
4 years ago