Help me with excuses!!

Ok, as I thought most people like smooth crossdressers. My proble is what do I tell my wife. How can I explain that I shaved my body? Please help me with excuses for shaving my body. Any excuse I want to hear. Funny, serious, crazy, outrageous I want to hear them all. Thank you. I'll be waiting to hear from you.

Published by cdDaddy

14 years ago

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badboyt99 2 years ago

Tell her daddy ( ME ) likes me to be smooth all over my body for his hands to touch me that will convince her LOL

amberfemxd 9 years ago

Professional bicyclists, Swimmers, and if I am not mistaken even marathon runners all shave their legs to get that extra edge.

But frankly, I am with the majority of the people who have commented . . . You are You. Be you. Stay you.

: )

daytripp 9 years ago

how about ....you were making candles and accidently dipped you whole body in the wax

g4fts 9 years ago

if your hair is greying,, say you want a younger look for her

jtdavis 12 years ago

Just tell her the truth

Geopho 13 years ago

Tell her if you don't have your hairs cut then you will dye them all purple and wear shorts outside the house

You're now more aerodynamic, so when you have sex you can hump her faster!

deborah_riggs 14 years ago

i was a swimmer in high school and hair did not make a dif. lol i just told mine i wanted to try it and if she didnt like it it will grow back, then i shaved and kept it up til i was ready to let it grow back. she thought it took a bit for it to grow in i told her my chest hair takes a long time to grow and she bought it.

fukthaworld88 14 years ago

lmfao hilarious! idk i would just tell her u thought u would try it out. u wanted to see what if u stayed cooler with bein hairless. lol good luck bro.

Here is you an excuse>I can't stand body hair.hey it works for me,and also it keeps the bo down around your balls,and your ass.I shave all myself except my arms and she don't say nothing.She says it's my body and I can do as I please.I got her even buying me womens undies,cause she thinks they don't crawl into your crack like men's underwear does.

clarkbrian82 14 years ago

Tell her that your doctor says that your body hair is making you to hot

cdDaddy Publisher 14 years ago

Not a bad idea

pbg732 14 years ago

Take up swimming for exercise and tell her a smooth body cuts resistance in the water.