Responses to SPAM.
I figured that instead of just deleting and reporting SPAM messages on Hammy, I would answer these poor lonely soles.
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Elizabethvbvd59
I'm young, sweet, and oh so addicting. I'm a tiny girl. I am 5'5 and weigh 93 lbs., give or take. The purrfect lil petite princess just for you! I have the most adorable sexy ass. I love making men feel good all over. I have been horny ever since I was a lil girl. I like being a naughty lil tease and I like married men. Getting them to do bad things makes me so horny.
Widgit
Thanks for contacting me. Are you tired of trying to open cans with openers that just don't work? Well, put down that rusty can opener and try new Can-O-Matic! Can-O-Matic has patented metal shearing technology from Germany. Watch as Can-O-Matic melts away this tin of baked beans. How much would you pay for Can-O-Matic? Well, if you order today we will send you not one, but two Can-O-Matics for the low low price of $19.99.
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Ruthwhz6
Look at me I know what are you thinking. You are thinking what a sexy, nasty trashy slut. I like to fuck around. I just go out and find a nice big cock that will please my tight pussy.
Widgit
Actually what I was thinking was, why did you contact me? Are you lonely? Maybe you didn't grow up with a father figure in your life? Did your dad ignore you? Tell me about your c***dhood. Do you think that your relationship with your father leads you to contact strange men online? You are a unique, special woman. You should stand tall in the world. Pull your shoulders back and walk confidently. Be who you are. Make no excuses and take charge.
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Maryhbpja072
I am looking for someone here who can be my fwb…. a real man with a healthy appetite for sex. He is clean, he is easy to be with and he is not into drama. I'd like to check your picture so make sure you have one
Widgit
Hi Mary, nice to meet you. You seem like an interesting person, I would like to get to know you more. I think I have feelings for you, I've never felt this way with anyone else before. You are my night and day, I love you so much. I can't bear to be with any one else. Sorry I haven't called lately, I've been busy. We need to talk. Look, it's not you it's me. We drifted apart, like two ships passing in the night. I'm sorry I have to go. Walk through life in peace, I will never forget that special time in our lives. Good luck in the future.
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BarbaraSU_7851
Hi! I live in Logan and I'm dirty slut wanna have some fun :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
text me there uuu.shittywebsite.scam.bullshit (nick HotWife1997)
destroy my fucking pussy with your hard dick
Widgit
Captain, that is a strange request. We have Klingons on the starboard bow with shields down. I repeat, shall we arm photon torpedoes?
Vulcans have no emotional attachment and see no logic in harming innocent cats. Particularly with a male human body part. Have you forgotten Vulcan men have no penises? Is this what humans call sarcasm?
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SharonMN_4573
Hi! I live in Logan and I'm dirty slut wanna have some fun :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
text me there uuu.YouMustThinkImStupid.fuckyou
destroy my fucking pussy with your hard dick
Widgit
Really?! So that's supposed to be an attempt to save our marriage? For three fucking years I begged you for intimacy. Nothing. Well it's too late Sharon. I've found someone new. He's young, handsome, warm-hearted and fucks like a jackhammer. Good-bye Sharon, we're over!
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Elizabethvbvd59
I'm young, sweet, and oh so addicting. I'm a tiny girl. I am 5'5 and weigh 93 lbs., give or take. The purrfect lil petite princess just for you! I have the most adorable sexy ass. I love making men feel good all over. I have been horny ever since I was a lil girl. I like being a naughty lil tease and I like married men. Getting them to do bad things makes me so horny.
Widgit
Thanks for contacting me. Are you tired of trying to open cans with openers that just don't work? Well, put down that rusty can opener and try new Can-O-Matic! Can-O-Matic has patented metal shearing technology from Germany. Watch as Can-O-Matic melts away this tin of baked beans. How much would you pay for Can-O-Matic? Well, if you order today we will send you not one, but two Can-O-Matics for the low low price of $19.99.
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Ruthwhz6
Look at me I know what are you thinking. You are thinking what a sexy, nasty trashy slut. I like to fuck around. I just go out and find a nice big cock that will please my tight pussy.
Widgit
Actually what I was thinking was, why did you contact me? Are you lonely? Maybe you didn't grow up with a father figure in your life? Did your dad ignore you? Tell me about your c***dhood. Do you think that your relationship with your father leads you to contact strange men online? You are a unique, special woman. You should stand tall in the world. Pull your shoulders back and walk confidently. Be who you are. Make no excuses and take charge.
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Maryhbpja072
I am looking for someone here who can be my fwb…. a real man with a healthy appetite for sex. He is clean, he is easy to be with and he is not into drama. I'd like to check your picture so make sure you have one
Widgit
Hi Mary, nice to meet you. You seem like an interesting person, I would like to get to know you more. I think I have feelings for you, I've never felt this way with anyone else before. You are my night and day, I love you so much. I can't bear to be with any one else. Sorry I haven't called lately, I've been busy. We need to talk. Look, it's not you it's me. We drifted apart, like two ships passing in the night. I'm sorry I have to go. Walk through life in peace, I will never forget that special time in our lives. Good luck in the future.
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BarbaraSU_7851
Hi! I live in Logan and I'm dirty slut wanna have some fun :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
text me there uuu.shittywebsite.scam.bullshit (nick HotWife1997)
destroy my fucking pussy with your hard dick
Widgit
Captain, that is a strange request. We have Klingons on the starboard bow with shields down. I repeat, shall we arm photon torpedoes?
Vulcans have no emotional attachment and see no logic in harming innocent cats. Particularly with a male human body part. Have you forgotten Vulcan men have no penises? Is this what humans call sarcasm?
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SharonMN_4573
Hi! I live in Logan and I'm dirty slut wanna have some fun :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
text me there uuu.YouMustThinkImStupid.fuckyou
destroy my fucking pussy with your hard dick
Widgit
Really?! So that's supposed to be an attempt to save our marriage? For three fucking years I begged you for intimacy. Nothing. Well it's too late Sharon. I've found someone new. He's young, handsome, warm-hearted and fucks like a jackhammer. Good-bye Sharon, we're over!
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6 years ago
