Sitting in the office

Again am I alone in the office , watching the data centers and watching documentaries.
I get browsing through Tinder and see a marvelous woman near my office. She looks realy authoritive and I start imagine how a strapon and her body in lingerie would look like infront of me. Immediately my bulge starts rising up and pushing my skinny jeans to the limits. When will I find a woman in Sofia , Bulgaria that will fulfill my dream of being in a strapon gangbang by nasty authoritive women that treat me like a whore ?