I'm not kidding. It needs to be tonight.

I'll be in rehab for the next two and a half to three months. Tonight is my last chance to relax, have a couple of drinks, and have sex that's not behind a dumpster or under stairs out of view of a camera. It's been nearly two years at this point, and I don't want my next sexual experience to be spent looking over my shoulder. I'm not beyond begging at this point.
I have a full tank of gas and will travel. I'll be up all night anyway.