When I Found Your Mom's Phone (Episode 9)

Hey dude, you may or may not like what I'm about to tell and show you. But from what I've heard about you, I think deep down you might actually like it. So take a breath and try to enjoy it. You can thank me later.

Your mom is Sarah Hartnell right? She's a nurse at Brookview Memorial?

This is her:



OK, well she came by my kiosk today for a screen fix. So I took it and told her I needed an hour. Really I only need about 20 minutes tops, but I ask for the hour so I can explore. I usually do this for the MILFs. You think selfies are just for girls your age? Think again.

Well hello momma...



Now, like I said, don't get mad.

Think of this as an opportunity to see something you're not supposed to see and no one knows about it.

As if you never tried to take a peak at these amazing tits.



Those are some yummy mummy lickers, bro.



I mean someone is getting to see them....from different angles.



Now for the moment of truth. If you've gotten this far, you're curious (and perverted) enough to want more.

OK, here goes:



Wow! Dude, she shaves.

Now, before I finish, you need one last look at something. This wasn't a selfie, which means someone else took it.



Now....who could it be?

YERP!!!