You know who you are ;)

Thank you for the respect you've shown during the time we've known each other. Thank you especially for showing me just how much you care on Friday, and in the days since then.

I'm grateful that my happiness does not depend on you because I'm still just as happy - if not more so - as I was on Thursday last week, and Thursday was a fabulous day!

I'd tell you all about it face to face, but you now officially have three strikes so you're out, motherfucker.

I'm put in mind of that scene in Pretty Woman when Julia swans by laden with beautiful things and says "Big mistake. Huge!"

The photos on here will give you a little peek at what you could have won, because I already had an idea what The Captain had in mind for that night - I'll give you a little clue...

"You'll be dancing to your favourite tune in his favourite place by sunrise Me 'earty"

Oh well, better luck with some other girl. This one is gone.

Over and out ;)